Yeah! Was wondering when you would show up. Playing hard to get don't wash with me. Swarbs put his love out there, you're gonna have to make it up to me.
Gotta Alot of Love for Chris as a brother of the order of the stat......All salute the Statman....be bap bap bada bo. Lotta love for RHC for trying to alter the physica of the universe in the name of giving us success Gott aLove MITO - Every time I read one of his posts and think of the irony of his name, I imagine Kieron Dyer sat at a computer being a closet Liverpool fan. Lots of Love to LuvGonzo for spreading the Love, and making me think of an alternate world where miss Piggy appreciated the comic value of a tryer rather than being the money grabbing star chaser she truly was... Dont think I have any beef with anyone on the Liverpool board, but there are plenty from other boards, who I would love to humble (possibly by giving kicking dressed as either oompa Lumpa or Tart.)
I wonder if the comedy value of the kicking would be increased if the oompa Lumpa and the tart costumes were combined - provided of course that it did not interfere with the painfulness of the kicking?
Would It be a man dressed as a female Oompa Lumpa or A man dressed as an oompa Lumpa dressed pretending to be a woman or A man dressed as a woman pretending to be an Oompa Lumpa..... The options are massive and could certainly effect the kicking style........ I think I would do it as an enraged female Oompa Lumpa, giving a kicking whilst shouting.......'Youve been in the pub the whole time you ridiculously musical orange little man....You said you were at the chocolate factory....and youve been at the pub!!!!!' Violence, comedy and someone that the women can relate to........
As you appear to have given this scenario some considerable thought, I'll leave the decision up to you. never come between a man and his fantasy
