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the queens visit

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    In years gone by if the queen of england fell out with you she'd visit you with her whole entourage and bankrupt you. As we all know the queen pays for nothing.

    But here in Ireland we are already practically bankrupt so why is ol lizzy coming to visit?

    The answer is shes coming to beg forgiveness for the years of pain her country caused ours and to round up her army,agents and sympathisers and take them home.
     
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  2. BolloBollo

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    Well she's sure not going over for the potato salad!
     
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    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    <laugh>

    But in all seriousness any modern self confident country should be able to host the head of state of their closest neighbour without a descent into petty historic squabbles. At least the mess Ireland is in this time is completely of her own doing <ok>
     
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    Will she been meeting ***an for another rendezvous?
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I expect she's popping over to hand over a cheque for however many billions you're asking for this month.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 1, 2011
  6. Hash.

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    oooh get her <laugh> the smelly 6 billion ye offered wont cover one bank let alone the country thanks though <ok>
     
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    You'll get feck all you grand slam ruining bunch of twats
     
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  8. Hash.

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    <laugh> still bitter ha
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    There's only one way out...
     
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  10. Hash.

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    the exit ????
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    Boston.
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    We'd let you back into the union but we've only just redesigned the coins, come back in 10 years time.
     
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  13. Moltisanti

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    I love you Hash, this I swear, mwa xxx
     
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  14. Hash.

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    we dont want to be in your ****ty union if you read the article yould see she better be coming to beg forgiveness
     
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    i love you too kid ..we should meet up and drink stella and then fall out with one of us ending up in a&e <ok> you up for it ?
     
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  16. Moltisanti

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    A&E? Big time, I will be the one in the pin stripe peach suit, two goose feathers in my left top pocket, and a MASSIVE Ireland flag on me shoulder, reet next to the doctor with the newborn, and the wet nurse with the newborn smackhead baby. 1 June?
     
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  17. Hash.

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    deals ill be in the speedos and steel toe caps <ok>
     
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  18. Moltisanti

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    <laugh> Reet I will meet you in the nazi swimming baths in 10 (ahem with the birds an that), inabit corky lad
     
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    Do the French go all menstrual* when the German head of state visits them? What about the Poles?


    *More menstrual than usual
     
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  20. Hash.

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    peadar you being a dub wouldnt understand , (the pale , jackeens) yer called that for a reason , we're called the rebels for a reason so in short

    **** THE QUEEN
     
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    Hash., Apr 2, 2011
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