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Slow News Day Thread #1

Discussion in 'Millwall' started by Showoff, May 2, 2012.

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  1. brisbane-lion

    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    Leeds fan goes to the doctor with a sore throat. "Open wide and say AH," says the doctor. "Mmm" he muses, "here take this script" "Whats it for" asks the Leeds fan. "Its for a bucket of hot ****. Gargle with it three times a day." "Hot ****, will that clear up a a sore throat?" "No" says the doctor, "but it will make your breath smell better."
     
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  2. Showoff

    Showoff Active Member
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    <laugh>.
     
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  3. Cunning

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    Pink Lions eh?! Nice..You must be sick of the smell of Uncle Ken's love rod. After all he's been ****ing you lot for years.
    Clayton's getting sold because he was the only one of the Leeds squad who flinched when Uncle Ken gave him the old Arabian Goggles.. :)
     
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  4. lifecheshirewhite

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    Arabian Goggles.?.<laugh> no idea what this is m8.please explain what it is you southern boys get up to.:grin:.just how far is Brighton from Bermondsey.<yikes>
     
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    lifecheshirewhite, May 3, 2012
  5. Cunning

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    I dont blame you for all these gay jokes, ive seen women in Leeds.

    I'd turn too..<ok>
     
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    Cunning, May 3, 2012
  6. Showoff

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    Is it a bird, is it a plane........<laugh>
     
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  7. OLOF

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    NO!!!!!!!!

    its Mrs Cunning.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    OLOF, May 3, 2012
  8. lifecheshirewhite

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    <laugh> No wonder the wallies have been sniffing men's testicles.:emoticon-0102-bigsm.<somersault><rofl>
     
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    lifecheshirewhite, May 3, 2012
  9. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I bet she's had a few of the Wallies bollocks slapping that big chin of hers
     
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  10. Farsleyexile

    Farsleyexile Well-Known Member

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    Why are the Cockney ****er wallies all of a sudden trying to wind us up?Is it that ****ing boring on their board?
    Wind up the Hull shower,they take the bait everytime :)
     
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  11. Boothferry2Wembley

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    That's right, keep fishing, reel em in.
     
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  12. lifecheshirewhite

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    A dull fan <doh> talk about no manager no hope and on the way back league 2 or administration.You've got it all.:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    lifecheshirewhite, May 3, 2012
  13. Blendondigger

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    :emoticon-0148-yes: Only QUALITY craic on this board!
     
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  14. Cockney Eyetie

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    A slow news day?? Quite the contrary dear chaps ;)
     
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    Cockney Eyetie, May 3, 2012
  15. MIGHTY

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    What interesting news you got for us Cockney me old mukka ?

    emphasis is on interesting <ok>

    <cheers> m8 <ok>
     
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  16. Showoff

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    Cos we are bored and you lot are easy bait. Hull might take it all seriously and then we'd get 'Mauled by the Tigers' <yikes>
     
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    Showoff, May 4, 2012
  17. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Morning Gianni :grin:

    Yeah your one game nearer being beat at our second home by Brum, ironic given his spud history! <whistle>
     
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  18. brisbane-lion

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    Sorry, Fairey, exactly who takes the bait?
     
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  19. lifecheshirewhite

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    <laugh>.
     
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  20. Farsleyexile

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    Hull are easy fishing:laugh:
     
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