I've been sent a letter to do a reference for an old mate going for a new job. Should I tell them he's an untrustworthy jakey **** or lie thru my teeth and say he's a good guy. (Apparently this is the last step to him getting the job). Daft bastard trusting me.
Depends If he is brand new and its a good job give him a good reference If he is a bit of a **** and can get another job easy **** it up for him as a laugh
But if you do wanna **** it up for him as a laugh make him sound like the perfect employee until the last line. And then mention he likes ****ing in the office while looking at pictures of gay racoons or something along those lines
Gay racoons? Nice. He's a bit of a ****, but a good ****. Just got a redundancy of ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã20k plus, so i reckon I'd be doing him a favour by giving him more time off.
To whom it may concern, I have been informed that ?????? has applied for the head of ????? services within your fine establishment. I was lucky enough to have ??????? working under me for 6 years and I can whole heartedly say that ????? was and ideal employee. ?????? was a hard working, extremely punctual, gave his all and could work as an individual or as part of a team with the greatest of easy. All senior employees often highlighted his great enthusiasm and stamina on hard days. In the six 6 years we worked together ????? was never late and went through his work without the slightest problem at all. He was a well oiled machine. Well he was until he was caught tying a dug to a whirliegig and ****ing the arse off it but don't let that put you off!!! your sincerely, Mr E.J. Smegma Head of Good Head Mega Gay Arse Blasting Homo Erotic Porn Industries
No problem. Yeah you can copy and paste it in. Obviously you'll need to format though. you wouldn't want to give off the wrong impression now would you?
