Barton's talk

I stole this from the SAFC board. Not sure why it was on there first, but whatever. Also, if it's been posted here before, just ignore that comment.

Anyway, here' it is. Some kind of E-mail apparently:

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Joey Barton was meant to be really good crack at the Hilton talk in last
night, load of lads from here went through. £500 a table - well worth it
they reckon.


Said he is totally nuts and just tells it as and how it is, swearing his
heed off and that.


Tales so far:
They had a comedian on first who was late turning up and announced he was
from 5under1and, he didn't last long, nobody laughed and he was heckled and
left the stage... a table at the front stopped him and said "excuse me mate,
do us a favour please.. Can you start telling some jokes".. The comedian
said "I can see this is going nowhere, see ya later.."


On his contract -
I can honestly tell you I want to stop here, I know you hear this all the
time, but I generally so, whether you believe me or not.... The idiots who
run the club keep moving the goalposts, they have offered me to take a pay
cut - I'm nobodies mug and the idiots who run the show haven't got a clue..
If I don't get what I want I will still stop here and let my contract run
down, love it here, and Alan Pardew is working his b*ll*cks off to get me
the deal I want.



On Pardew -
He is a cracking bloke and a great manager and coach, I hope the fans can
give him time and see what he can do, people think he's Ashley puppet, I
can tell you he most defiantly isn't anyone puppet and he isn't scared to
stand up to anyone at the club, I love working with him.



On Shearer -
I have a hell of a lot of respect for the man as a player, he was great,
but mmm we don't get on, we never will, I was recently out with a few of
the lads and he was there, we didn't say a word to each other all night,
just a wink and a nod.. Fantastic player but wasn't so good as a manager...
when I was at Man City Robbie Fowler was my role model - haha.. He was a
great player too, never scored as many penalties as Shearer though.... Ha.



On That bust up at Anfield.
We were 3-0 down and I f*cking hate that Alonso, I hate the c*nt... so I
thought right, here we go... it was a very bad tackle and a very bad thing to
do, I know that.. When I was in the dressing room Shearer stormed in after
the game pointing the finger and shouting you are a coward! Nobody calls me
a coward, if he had attacked me with regards to my football I would of
accepted my b*ll*cking, but he attacked me personally, I can tell you know
if anyone in here want to call me a coward I will take you into the car
park here and now, nobody calls me that.. Anyway yes there was a bit argy
bargy and we haven't got on since.



Who is your most hated current Player -
At the moment Carl Henry at wolves, what he done down there early in the
season, I wished I had digged him like I did Pederson the other month, I
really do... I know Mick McCarthy had told him to try and get me sent off,
anyway I kept calling him Chris, and pretending not to know who he was
after the game to wind him up.



Who is the hardest player you have played with.
Richard Dunn - I can tell you, no doubt about it, it was one of the biggest
mismatches going, but yes I started on him and he gave me a right hiding,
lets say I wouldn't start on him again.



Who else do you hate-
Any journalists in tonight?... "yes"... I hate you c*nts as well, hate you.



What's your biggest highlight of your career so far -
Winning the championship last year, I know I didn't play many games and I
hate it when players play 12 games or so and pick up a medal, it p!sses me
right off, but yes, I enjoyed, it was great.



On that 5-1 against mackems -
Unbelievable, an amazing day that will stop with me for the rest of my
life.



On Nile Ranger -
I can tell you he is the thickest man I have ever met in my life, he hasn't
got a single brain cell, dopey as hell.



On Enrique, will he stop -
I'm stopping, that's all that matters to me, if he wants to go, go.. I'm
not bothered.. He is the most vainest man I have ever met, honestly he is
terrible, he cannot walk past a mirror with out checking himself out, I
don't know why, he's an ugly Spanish c*nt anyway.



What happened after that heavy defeat at Leyton orient pre- season -
We got hammered 6-0, after the game we spoke about what we need to do to
get this club back up in the premier league and who is up for the battle,
I'm not going to name names here, but some didn't want to be here and
couldn't care less, I want tell you who they are... "come on Joey, we want
names".. Hmmm, okay right, I will tell you 2 of them, 2 names only, that
f*cking Bassong and f*cking Martins, disgrace they are, total disgrace...
anyway, the next morning after the match, me and a few of the lads
confronted those who didn't want to be there and, well, I basically told
them to p!ss off out of this club and never to come back.



On Stoke 4-0-
I thought we were the better football team, but we got stuffed 4-0.. It
happens.


On this side now -
Look, I believe we are a good football team, get behind us, we will be
alright..


On Andy Carroll -
£35 million, I would of sold him as well, no doubt about it.


Finishing off -
When I speak, I speak my mind and tell the truth, I hope all of you here
can believe everything I have said tonight as I don't talk sh!t and tell
things how they are.

 

Interesting enough, provided it's true. Pardew comes out of it particularly well, and we all knew Ashley was a twat anyway.

Little bit concerned at how easily Joey seemingly is. (Again, providing it's all true)

 

Enrique one is a bit puzzling, considering they constantly talk about the team spirit and togetherness (every single player in the squad gets on).

 

They might be such good friends that they can say stuff like that about each other in jest. Unlikely, but I'd hope so.

 

Most of that's bullshit, him and Shearer get along now.

 

So Joey publicly calls his employers idiots?

Sure Mike and Derek may well be idiots (Derek is a dead cert in my opinion) but to call them this in a public setting is still wrong.

 

Most of this will be the victim of wispers
changing the actual truth to how they want it to be percieved.

About Jose tho many players have said he is a vain **** so no surprise there

 

ill probably wait and see what NUFC.com say what he said before taking something posted on the mackems board as gospel

also there would have been journos in there gagging to print this stuff

 

And lastly, saying we should believe it. What a complete joke this is. Everybody knows Barton is intelligent and quite well spoken. The biggest load of rubbish i've read.

 

Get a grip man it's just a supposed E-mail. No one is saying it is or isn't true. It's just some whispers.

If you want to become the Poirot of not606 and pick it apart though, then go ahead.

Anyway, I have no idea if any of this is true, but I wouldn't put it past Barton saying stuff like this. He's obviously well spoken in the media, but when he's talking in-front of a group of drunk lads in a private setting who are hanging on his every word, his attitude is going to change and he'll want to be entertaining - just like it does with any bloke.

 

The man isnt stupid though, he knows there is always somebody watching, so wouldn't say most of that!

 

It depends entirely on the setting really and the tone in which he was speaking. It could have been very obvious that he was joking throughout the whole thing for comedy effect (just like any lads do about their mates), but it's almost impossible to pick that up in text.

I'd say some of it is true and some of it is made up.

PS: In fact, didn't a NUFC supporter on here go to that talk? He'd be able to say how much of it is bullshit.

 

Yeah was an article about it a couple of weeks back, basically yeah i think some of this is true but a lot is rubbish.

 

I'm just gonna pretend it's true whether it is or not, mainly because I also think that Enrique believes he's lush, and I also think that Ranger is as thick as pig ****.

 

Same, I'd certainly hope its rubbish anyway.

 

Joey has a lot of balls

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I'm calling April Fools.

 

This.

 

I know its the mackems, they put up April Fools about Newcastle, and yet most of them believe what the thread is saying. Classic.

 

It would be a bit of a **** April Fools. I found some of the stuff in that E-mail rather funny, and couldn't particularly care less whether it's true or not.