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Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by devonFRATTONiser, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member
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    Pompey and saints fans beware.
    There is news afoot in the middle east that an oil tycoon is planning to buy out Portsmouth FC and Southampton FC with a view to merging the two sides!

    The word is that Dr Asyp La'Folio has plans to use Southampton's newer statium and Portsmouth's superior squad to produce a side that will be able to compete in the Premier League.
    With a merger planned it is important to Dr La'Folio that Southampton get promoted so that the new side starts in the Championship rather than League One. To this end, he will be loaning Pompey's top players to Southampton for the rest of the season and he has warned Steve Cotterill that he will be sacked if Portsmouth reach the Championship Playoffs.
    However, SC will be looking over his shoulder anyway as Larrip Stoffi is to be appointed Driector of Football for Solent United, starting next season.

    I would urge Pompey and Saints fans alike to contact their respective clubs to convey their disgust at the way we,the fans are being treated, without any consultation in the matter
     
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  2. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    This is an outrage! I don't look good in Blue and White stripes!;)
     
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  3. timatoketchup

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    April fool
     
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  4. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Good morning everyone.....Have you missed me?.......I turn my Computer on and then see the above headlines........My first cup of coffee has gone on the study carpet. Then I remembered the date.........Deven does that mean I have to wait a whole year before I can get you back....... <laugh>
     
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  5. Singing Blue 3

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    I thought you had stopped the anagrams for a while! <laugh>
     
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  6. pompey_dan

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    good old 1st of april!!!
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    I four one simply find this news unbelievable. :emoticon-0107-sweat I would suggest we bring back Peter Storrie right away to negotiate new contracts for the players. His expertise would be invaluable...... :emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  8. sotonstu

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    you can tell its an april fool when it says "and portsmouth's superior squad"
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

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    No Stu, that is the serious part of the thread. Most of your squad are past their sale by date. :p
     
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  10. SFC4BAG

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    I think come next August you will be quivering with fright at the prospect of us exacting some extra special revenge on you blues for the jibes we have had to suffer in recent times.

    Maybe I can offer you a condescending pat on the back when we beat you at Wembley in the play-off final.
     
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    As for the thread headline. If we wanted we could buy out Pompey and use your players, where good enough, as our back up squad. LOL.

    On a more serious note. It would never work because the few diehards would do everything in their power to cause conflict where possible.

    Who would run it and who would select the players we lose? What would you Blues think of cheering on the red and white stripes? Could always add Blue to the shorts I guess.
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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  13. devonFRATTONiser

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    Nice kit Meowth:emoticon-0119-puke:

    But what about the badge?
    I would propose two inter-changeable badges:
    HMS Victory when the team is on the up
    RMS Titanic when we're going down <whistle>
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    <laugh>

    Hi Dev. Day of reckoning today, for us and them.
    If we lose the play off dream is probably gone, if Southampton lose, the play offs are probably reality.
     
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    Football365 end of season prediction has us in 6th place. Well we'll soon know if we can carry on dreaming. 0-1 to Pompey today - cheered on by the 4000!
     
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    Only partly agree with that Meowth.

    With results going our way recently we have a game in hand that we can afford to lose. Two losses would still leave us with a shout but it would obviously place a heap more pressure on us to win the rest.
     
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  18. Wooperts_duck

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    I'll settle for that 3rd eye.........:emoticon-0142-happy
     
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