Anyone spotted any wind ups in the newspapers yet? I saw this article in the Daily Fail: Tee Lift That ones got to be a piss take.
Well, this morning I got up to go to work and the daughter shouted down the stairs "dad, there is a leak in my bathroom!" I said, "aye very good" she says "no there is!!" I said "happy April fools".... Turns out that there was water pissing through her toilet ceiling from a loose vent terminal in the roofspace!! Bastard
How the **** did the debt increase? Last year's CL money would have been included, and we've pared back the squad dramatically.
