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Three women to bring to a desert island.

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  1. Mick

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    It's the one that never gets old.

    You get any THREE women in the world to bring to your desert island, be careful you need someone to catch you your food, hold a decent conversation for all those years as well as look stunningly sexy from behind. Sometimes these things have five women, that's too easy - to pick only three is bloody difficult.

    You have to list your reasons why.

    My three are:

    Dr Amy Mainzer:

    Sexy and she's a doctor of instrumentation and galactic astronomy. We could shag all day and talk about the stars all night.

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    Scarlett Johanson:

    A womanly body, she isn't going to starve in two weeks and despite an unknown personality she's not getting left at home.

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    Nigella Lawson:

    When Amy and Scarlett have starved to death big Nigella will be just hitting her prime. Whatever is on that island, she's gonna make it tastey - and if your a bit knackered you get some cushion for the pushing.

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    Mick, Apr 1, 2011
  2. DevAdvocate

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    ER will be all over this like a rash now that Nigella has made an appearance, the rig bound old deviant will be pulling the heed aff it right now.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

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    Rhianna
    Sharon Stone
    Thandi Newton
     
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  4. Mick

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    Pictures, bitch slapped, you, without, be, will.
     
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  5. RinoGattuso

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    Rosie Jones

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    Imogen Thomas

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    Kelly Brook
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    Christina Hendricks

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    Zooey Deshanel

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    Victoria Pendleton
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

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    Almost there, just a few more pictures required.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Apr 1, 2011
  8. stopmeandslapme

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    Cook: Sophie Dahl
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    Making stuff out of scrap metal: Lisa Rogers
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    In case I need a nice warm jumper: Flossie
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    ST your taste in women annoys me. ginger hair is unacceptable.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 1, 2011

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    ST's wife

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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    You weren't complaning when you joined us for that threesome!
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Nigella obviously - warm and comforting and a good cook. Bazoomas a positive advantage.

    Nigella - erm beautiful and sexy as ****.

    And lastly Nigella - I love a posh English girl speaking dirty to me. Oh and did I say she can cook and has fabulous dumplings.

    Honestly one stunner is enough. Why be greedy and have three. Nigella has publically stated that she prefers sex to chocolate - enough said methinks.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    you need more than one tho. you dont want to knock any of them up. then ur totally ****ed
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 1, 2011
  15. The Raging Oxter

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    To be fair, she's gotten that fat now she could possibly pass for three burds!
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    **** Alert
    **** Alert
    **** Alert
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Shut it ya hippo humper.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 1, 2011
  18. rogueleader

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    I reckon with The Black Widow , Sue Storm and Catwoman I should be able to cope with any eventuality on this island
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    Not much use for a screaming gaylord like yourself.

    ****!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 1, 2011
  20. rogueleader

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    Im telling nigella that youre being badly behaved , and she will withdraw your dumpling privleges.
     
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