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Nigella vs Sophie

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  1. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    Who do you prefer between these two TV Cooks...Nigella Lawson or Sophie Dahl

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    Castleger, Apr 21, 2010
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    A big dirty ménage a trois with loads of food kicking about...........back in five.
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 21, 2010
  3. BolloBollo

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    When did Sophie Dahl become a cook. Actually it's weird that since she's became a cook she's got thinner. Other way round you would think <erm>

    Anyway I digress. I'd pump the pair of them equally starting off with an anal night with the two <ok>
     
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    BolloBollo, Apr 21, 2010
  4. Neville Bartos

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    size a they melons!
     
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    Neville Bartos, Apr 21, 2010
  5. Castleger

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    Sophie has changed over the years

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    Castleger, Apr 21, 2010
  6. Mr Tediwoofs

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    It's Delia in an S+M dungeon for me! <laugh>
     
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    Mr Tediwoofs, Apr 21, 2010
  7. supermong

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    Id plow Nigella first then plumb Sophie next... I'll gee her Goose fat alright!
     
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    supermong, Apr 21, 2010
  8. VenomPD

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    <laugh> Get the mushy peas out....
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 21, 2010
  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Nigella , no contest , she could.....

    strain my spuds
    make my cock-a- leekie
    rump my steak
    glaze my pork
    pork my loin
    creme my brulee
    or indeed , split my banana
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 23, 2010
  10. lone ranger

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    i'd **** her
     
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    lone ranger, Apr 23, 2010

  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    foreplay is dead <laugh>
     
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    rogueleader, Apr 23, 2010
  12. B-C

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    Straight in, no kissin <ok>
     
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    B-C, Apr 23, 2010
  13. Neville Bartos

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    skants doon bitch.

    thats ma chat up line
     
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    Neville Bartos, Apr 23, 2010
  14. VenomPD

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    <ok> <laugh> I'm stealing that one Nev!
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 23, 2010
  15. Mr Tediwoofs

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    Sophie's Roald Dahls neice or grand-daughter or something isn't she?....well I'd show her a whole new meaning of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'.
     
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    Mr Tediwoofs, Apr 23, 2010
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    <laugh> Would you give her "George's Marvellous Medicine"???
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 23, 2010
  17. Mr Tediwoofs

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    Show her My' Big Friendly Giant'.
     
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    Mr Tediwoofs, Apr 23, 2010
  18. RDW1

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    Would she sit on your giant peach James?
    No, that doesn't work. Wheres the delete butto
     
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    RDW1, Apr 23, 2010
  19. VenomPD

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    Give her The Giraffe, The Pelly and Me?......
     
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    VenomPD, Apr 23, 2010

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