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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Also

    Innnnnn one

     
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  2. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    I saw this but I refuse to believe it. It is transfer targets like Long that make me wonder whether Pardew will really get 35m to spend...
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Mario Balotelli is set to be fined a week's wages of £100,000 and given an official warning about his behaviour after the Manchester City striker, 20, threw darts at youth team players from a window at the club's training ground.
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    5 Grand a dart, that's an expensive game. Of course these prima donna idiots can afford it but how much of the fine will go to the kid and what would have happened if he'd had an eye put out or something? Should have been investigated by the police and a custodial sentence given to him. Then he might realise he isn't above the law.
     
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    Hed have probably got a speedboat
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    What did the kid that Cole shot at, get off Chelski?
     
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    First dips on Ashleys next bird
     
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  7. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Carlton Cole or Shane Long? Your preference?
     
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    A kidnapping by Abramovic's Russian maffia!

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    Hopefully well compensated and a week's stay in Abramovich's yacht, paid for by Cole.
     
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    Suicide.
     
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  11. MagpieMuzz

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    Long, I'd rather have Stevie Wonder than Carlton Cole, probably just as likely to take a chance
     
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  12. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    We might have to pull Shearer out of retirement at this rate, could probably still do a better job than Lovenkrands mind, in fact I'd put money on it!
     
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    Long or Cole.

    It's like partial circumcision!
     
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    I actually like the look of that Demba Ba from West Ham, wonder if we could prise him away from the hammers grasp?
     
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    More like the whole tackle going.
     
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  16. Munstertoon

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    Give some respect to Shane Long. Not a bad player at all, and more importantly, getting better, all the time.

    Having watched all our previous marquee players going through the motions, I'd prefer to have a good, fast, honest pro like Long than some of the overpaid pricks that have had the Toon Army creaming our collective pants, in the past 10 years! Patrick Kluivert, anybody?

    I also remember reading similar threads, on 606, when we signed Kevin Nolan, who has since become widely acknowledged as one of our most important signing we have made in the past few years.
     
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    I wouldnt sign him, but then i'm very superstitious <whistle>
     
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