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Jos Hooiveld is a Dutchman

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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Jos Hooiveld's a Dutchman
    He plays with Danny Fox
    And when he scores on Tuesday nights
    It's with his cardboard box



    To the tune of "my old man's a dustman"could then end it with

    Jos, Jos, Jos Hooiveld. (tune of Lee, Lee, Lee Barnard)
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Like it, but second line doesn't scan.....could it be 'He plays by Danny Fox' or 'He plays near Danny Fox'.
     
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  3. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Well if you insist!
     
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  4. Number 1 Jasper

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    Cardboard box ?
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Team joke because they think Jos has a head like a box. A few posted some pictures of themselves with boxes on their heads.
     
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  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Serious? Do you follow Saints? The players call him box head.


    I was going to with "he plays with danny fox" but he is bigger than me.
     
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  7. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Bloody sure I follow saints , but it's the first time I knew he was called box head .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Jos Hooiveld's a Dutchman
    and that my friends is fact
    and if you mention Pompey
    he'll say that they are crap
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Come on lads....we're going up today.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Hey Fran we are cool , He was surprised I did not know that , nothing more than that :)
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Course we are Fran, just pulling his leg!!

    Everyone us a saints fan today!

    Ps. Jasper, not so keen on your version of the song.
     
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  12. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Like both of them...see how diplomatic I can be. Logistical question...will there be enough toilet rolls at SMS or should we all take our own?
     
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  13. Saint Bazzra

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    Wow you guys are up bright and early!

    Feels like a Christmas day or the day your due to go on holiday :)
     
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  14. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    More like a holiday where your flight may be cancelled.
     
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  15. Saint Bazzra

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    Not happened to me yet Fran but I understand what you mean!

    I think I'm going to go for a swim and then a nice relaxing sauna steam room to try take mind off the game.
     
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