Huns And Tims

Come on guys, put all your differences aside and make love with each other.

We're all human beings and we all want wants best for everyone.

Listen, if MoJo The Peacemaker could do it I am quite sure you can all do it as well.

What dy'a say guys??

 

Huns are not human - so shut it old man

 

So sorry I spooked.

And I'll have you know I'm 45 ya ageist fenian bassa.............................oops sorry I didn't mean to say that.

 

I quite like being called a fenian - so work away

And last time you were 45 was when ye stepped on the scales ye ****

 

Get bend ya sheep shaggin' prick

 

I knew this would get you all loving it up together.

My plan worked a treat.

Try and marry the two lots off and you put aside your differences and concentrate on ganging up on me

WELL BRING IT ON MUTHAFUCKAS

 

45 my arse! You told me you went to see David Bowie in 1971 and you were 34 then!

 

I wasn't even born in 1971.

I'm actually only 28 and I'm female.

Anyone fancy a shag?

I have big tits.

 

You have got a better chance of getting a shag on here if you say you are male!

 

So you're not tina then.

 

I'm well used to using a strap-on

 

I don't mind a "hands across the seas" friendship pact with the Huns but I draw the line at sheepshaggers being included in any talks.

 

You see blue noses and plastic paddies - my logic works splendidly.

I should have been a Saint. In fact I probably was in a former life.

Either that or a handicapped frog.

 

If I can paraphrase Rangers signing policy up until the Sounness era: "I'll happily shag a Tim if I can find one hot enough."

(May also be dependant on the availability of Rohypnol)