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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Sweats

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    I like black pudding made from the blood of dead hookers <ok> Oh an its because the pigs are black... hence you have white pudding too....

    Our bacon looks like bacon should... you have streaky bacon... which is only used for pigs in blankets and vastly inferior..

    Your chocolate isnt better hence the yanks had to buy cadbury to discover how to make proper chocolate..

    I'd have a drink with JT then go out raping for the night <ok>

    Baz is dead
     
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    That you or the dougnuts??
     
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    [video=youtube;12kdFiML_m8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kdFiML_m8[/video]

    Which one are you?? <laugh>
     
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  4. tunns®

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    they're available from portable stands in supermarkets/service stations, some shopping malls have Krispy Kreme Doughnut cafe's which have mile long queues tin them .... WTF? have we completely lost it in this country?


    and they're ridiculous prices too, I can get a bag of similar ones from Greggs for the price of one KK! <diva>




    bertie is indeed dead and buried in the cave he reserved! we buried him wearing his beloved Citeh shirt top ...... and a blue plastic seat.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    I'm only ever hot gooey and creaming all over the place when i visit my mate who runs the local mortuary... <ok>
     
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    He's the one at the window Bluff <ok>
     
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    Ahhhh man tunns, the shops over here you can see them make the doughnuts right in front of you and just load them with calories and sugar and it is ever so tempting!!!

    Sweats, gooey in a mortuary? You been playing with the embalming fluid again?
     
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  8. Sweats

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    we once dipped a joint in embalming fluid and smoked it... was seriously weird..
     
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    Do the KK cafe workers also wear Suarez T shirts or just the KK or Liverpool ?

    Just asking negrito <ok>
     
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  10. tunns®

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    how much are they over there then? average price here £1.50 for one.
     
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    Bluff is detroit a **** hole??


    only ask as we were looking at property in america and you can buy a house there for $500
     
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  12. tunns®

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    .. just the indigenous indians - well what's left of 'em!

    rumour has it Sitting Bull gorged on them Krispy confectionary then battered them pasty faced white boys!
     
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    A dozen is about 7 bucks.

    Well, ya kind of, it is trying to come back on the up but GM/Ford really ****ed up and killed the area. THey are trying to make a comeback but the government pretty much had to bail out Detroit due to the auto industry getting rocked by debt, bankruptcy, and making inferior cars to the others basically. Also spending loads of money to make Hummers ( funny name) that no one bought but cost a **** ton to make and did not sell.
     
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    Detroit are the tigers or lions, Cleveland has the indians or Washington where you might find some redskins. <ok>
     
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  15. Sweats

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    $500 though and you could do an awful lot of exploring from there... Seriously we could have whip round on here and buy one.. whats $500 about £300??
     
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    Ya, you are just below 2-1 in the exchange, if not at double. You instantly double your money when you come over, crazy.
     
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    I'd consider buying one just for a laugh...
     
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    Do it <ok>

    You could be the next eminem.
     
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    Don't lose yourself though....
     
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  20. tunns®

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    can the real slim sweaty please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
     
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