The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

I think you all need to get the **** over it to be honest :s

 

what first attracted you to the Manchester United and Liverpool banter thread? wouldn't you have more fun speaking in that strange language on a Newcastle and Sunderland banter thread? or a Newcastle and Middlesbrough banter thread?

 

No one wants to hear about your pipeline...

I think Bayern stand a really good chance. Assume that's the men in red you are talking about, cos the other lot stand absolutely no chance

The better manager won

It worked against Blackburn! At this stage in the season it's all about the Three Ps -> Preparation, Prostitutes and Pornography!

 

Oi bollocks where's ya been?

 

To see how all the plastic fans are getting on.

Funny....

All Man utd and Liverpool fans claim to be season ticket holders or have some deep connection to the team PMSL

 

there's a thread for this, shire boy!

 

we're fine & dandy thanks, what's it like where you're from?

 

Busy at work Deano.

Plus it was my stag do last Saturday and I've only just managed to get the motivation / energy to log on

 

swarbs the 3 ps didn't work v everton though did they... travesty... just a travesty.

roll on monday, should be a fine fine game with fine fine english fairness on show... non of that foreign cheating either i bet.

 

ahhhh! hope you had good un? .... by the sound of it you did, have a on me on the bobster!




(sweats sends his regards too, but is far too busy to be on here on the account of the mutiple murders he's committed ...... he's going to need a bigger boat - I mean garden!)

 

I hope you murdered the stripper

 

Has everyone seen this

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quality!

 

Mornin all

Well well, if ever there was a time for Chelsea to win the CL it is now!

But who will come away with two trophies, us or them?

Why are United ****?

Why does ex-president Bill Clinton love Colombian prostitutes?

These are the questions that need answering.

 

...should sammy use table or natural seasalt crystals?

 

How long we got?

 

Not enough porn. Rafael needs at least six hours pre game porn if he's to concentrate for a full 90 mins.

I would've though the time for Chelsea to win the CL would be on the 19th May?

Them.

Cos the ****ter we get, the more we win

They've already all been vetted by the Secret Service.

There, questions answered. Next please!

 

What exactly is current and why is black pudding black?

Why does your bacon oddly reseble our porkchop?

Why is our chocolate vastly superior to yours?

Why would anyone think bad of JT, if we all know what a great guy he is.... on and off the pitch?

Will Baz be around if City lose on Monday?

These are the next questions that need to be answered and pronto.

 

Bertie already has a cave reserved just in case!


.... and why do Krispy Kreme doughnuts exist?

 

Because they are delicious in every way possible. Do you have them there? Are they store sold so kind of cold or do you have the bakery where you can get them fresh, hot, gooey, and creaming all over the place?