Who's going to spend more money now Swarbs.

Andy Caroll was on his way to prison.
I've heard it all now.
Was he charged.?No.
Was he in court.No.
So how the **** was he on his way to prison.?For **** sake.
Mentioning prison,when is Berbadrosses old man due for release.....for gang rape.

 

I know the papers were linking Spurs with Carroll saying they will bid £15 million, or £20 million and one paper claimed it would be a £25 million bid. But Harry went on the record and said at the very end of January "I never made a bid for Andy Carroll. Maybe the chairman did but I never did. Nobody has told me we've made a bid." So how the hell did a player like Carroll end up costing £35 million!

 

Ask Newcastle,they are the ones that put the price on him,in the same way Spurs put a whopping £18 million price tag on Carrick,who wasn't worth the £2.75 million Spurs paid for him.And how about Bebe at £8 million,the same Bebe,PSV wouldn't take for free.

 

This is too funny for words. Carroll not charged you say. Mmmmmmm.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ult-say-Northumbria-police.html#ixzz1IB88eRnT

Or try:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11563332

Carroll was charged and was put on post charge bail hence the bail address for a while at Nolan's house. The charges were later dropped by the prosecution. Carroll since 2008 had been arrested three times by police. Once getting a police caution, the next he was charged (charged twice with offences) with common assault being accused of smashing glass in a man's face. Quality guy. Carroll eventually pleaded guilty and was fined £1,000. Then he was arrested and charged with assaulting his ex-girlfriend. In between all of this was of course the alleged incident on the training ground which left Newcastle player Steven Taylor with a broken jaw. No charges were filed however according to police. Carroll himself was reportedly suffering a broken hand after the incident, and he was photographed after with bandages to both hands.

At the rate Carroll is going he'll be arrested for a serious offence and given his offending history the court will be handing out a custodial sentence.

 

Question
Has he been to prison like Mickey Thomas for counterfeiting.
Or George Best for drink driving,assault and jumping bail...twice....in 1974 and 1984.
The answer of course is no.Martin Edwards should have been jailed for being a peeping tom.Another thing Liverpool don't have that Man United do...a pervert ex chairman.

 

Again with the stupidity. When did I say he had been in prison you muppet! Karl Pilkington has more brains than you!

 

You said he was on his way to prison numbnut.
Which he wasn't or isn't.
Then again coming from a supporter of a club who had an ex player that ensured that the number of liver donors dropped dramatically,what would you expect.
George Best once turned so yellow,he almost got a part in the simpsons.

 

I said he was half way to prison considering his progression at offending and serious assaults. Furthermore I said given his past (guilty over common assault and smashing a glass into some guy) and ability to get arrested, any future offences could see Carroll facing a custodial sentence. I never said he was in prison and nor did I say he was awaiting a date to go to prison. You are really thick but its funny talking to you!!

 

If Andy Carroll is on his way to prison then so is Spudhead.Being involved with prostitutes is known as soliciting.The more often you do it the more often you are likely to be charged,and the police(unlike Spudhead) can read,and know he has been with prostitutes so the next time he does,he's not going to get a slap on the wrist like Hugh Grant did.Due to the fact he is now a well known user of prostitutes.

 

Errr...you do realise the maximum penalty for solicitation is a fine and has been since 1982, right? Or is this another inconvenient fact?

 

Thats for one offence.Rooney has seen more prostitutes ****s than Charlie Sheen,

 

Its not illegal to see a prostitute, its illegal to curb crawl.

 

Err, no. The Policing and Crime Act 2009 states that the maximum offence for solicitation in a public place is a fine. Doesn't matter how many times you do it, there can never be more than a fine. And it's not illegal to solicit a prostitute in private. Once again you talk **** about things you know nothing about. And then wonder why your own fans are taking the piss out of you...

 

But if he does it again,He would prefer to go to prison than what will happen to him,Coleen will drag him through the divorce courts and sue him for 50% of what he's earnt since they got married.He'll also be hit with a large child support bill.Now thats the law.

 

God you are thick.

 

you do realise how much of a joke you lot are the only united fan i have seen post sense is swarbs and as for KPR, wow you are stupid.

 

Spudhead is already on thin ice with Coleen.He proposed that they have another sprog,but she turned him down.I reckon he's going to be gagging for it in the near future,and He still has the auld slappers and Juicey Jenny's numbers.He'll still have to pay £1900 in ''ugly tax'' and she'll refuse to have adventurous sex ie doing it with the lights on.

 

But he could still lose 50% of his earnings, even if he went to prison. Also his child support would be down to his earnings. nothing new here is it????
But if he went abroad, the CSA could not touch him, not that he would walk away from kid.

So you are still a plank KPR, and you have a degree?

 

You are stupid.
Rooney would lose 50% of his earnings for the time he was married up until he his date in court for the final divorce hearing.Even if he was banged up when the final hearing was heard.He would lose 50% of overall earnings.Because the date he got married is on his marriage certificate,there is also a termination of marriage document which is also dated.Coleen would take him to the cleaners.