Tramadol Days...

Aye they must have thought you were just after the drugs They get folk in all the time claiming they're in pain just to get meds.

There was a 26 year old guy in a few weeks ago and he drank 2.25 litres of alcohol gel which is used to clean hands. He ended up in intensive care because he wouldn't tell them what he had taken. On the bright side, his ****es came out sparkling

 

thats what happens if you tell Rainman to wash his mouth out with soap.

 

The other weekend my brother done the best impression of rain man I've ever heard. Had us pishing ourselves.

In other news, he found out last night he's autistic..........

 

ML, have you not said on here before that he is autistic? Did he forget or something?

 

They'd just ****ing opened me up whilst I was conscious!