Tish, Tosh, Tash

Aaaaaaaaaaargh, Tash is banned and yet his name is everywhere, truly the world is a smelly sponge, oblique, fluffy and mouldy like Tash's bellybotton.

 

Better you've had a smell of his bellybutton than me Blacker-than-Knight, wouldn't care to get that close to him.

 

Are you thinking of composing a song on the subject?

 

I am running a small hotel in one of the most beautiful places I have ever been, but it's driving me nuts without any chemical enhancements needed, see posts last weekend on nightowls, 90 miles to Newcastle and days off when I chuffing blow off steam.

 

Now you've got me thinking, home next week and guitars are comming out, Thrash Tash, Death Idiot Metal song, will work it out and post riffs next week, this has got to be done!!! New genre Idiot Metal, whohoooooooooooooooo.

 

And a share of the royalties?