Can someone please.......

.....remove the carcass of the black cat at the end of Kenny's driveway.

or bring a witchdoctor to Anfield....

or Widen the goals

or just shoot between them

that is all

thank you

YNWA

 

Witch doctor to cast spells on visiting team....Ha..ha..ha.. You ought to be clever than that.

 

To remove the jinx that currently straddles Anfield dumbo ;-)

 

what about an electromagnetic device that can direct the path of the ball to whereever we want? we can even score as many goals as we want whenever we want and however we want. surely that would be better than a hoard of witches at anfield.

 

Sorry no witchdoctors allowed, Suarez would be accussed of slavery given our luck!!

 

Suarez can also be banned for whole season for practicing South American voodoo.

 

Knowing our luck, the minute we install such a system, a giant meteor will hit the earth and knock it off it's axis, thus reversing the magnetic polarity and make us concede stupid goals.......hold on a minute......