The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

I bet when you jumped on the Liverpool bandwagon you never envisaged ending up a City fan. Who've you got lined up to pump you before the game?

 

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I bet he gets his boyfriend to put on a Mancini mask prior to being pumped vigorously..

 

With Somerset Baz dressed as a farmer.

 

I show wenger the respect his eyes deserve, I didn't see anything good he did... i was looking the other way when it happened.. all i've ever seen his him infuriated on the sideline as his team falls apart in feburary..

 

It may shock some of you ( not Bazray as hes eagle eyed ) but Kenny Dalglish now also works for Fergie Co.

Again think about it. Fergie allows Liverpool to win a League Cup in a season where everything has gone wrong and even more telling is your FA Cup win. Its a certainty you will win giving Liverpool a cup double but a 9th place finish ( thats were you will finish ). A strange turn of events I am sure you agree.

See Fergies dastardly plan is to destroy the evil powers of Manchester Blue and London Blue ( their official names ) and he cannot do it alone.

 

United fans. Do you agree with me that arsenal are a bigger club than liverpool?

We had this debate on another thread and baz said we were a small club

 

Join us and we'll give you silver!

 

As a business without question.

As clubs, Liverpools history is their strong point as is yours but theirs is better.

If we go off the hear and now, 60000 capacity stadium, champions league football, better manager......Arsenal can probably claim at this moment they are a bigger club to a new generation of football fans.

 

Good analysis

 

4th most valuable club in the world mate In the cl every year World famous club 60k at our gaff every week

 

Wouldn't agree with that no.. Liverpool are the second biggest club behind us..

 

If that is true then they also have to be the biggest underachievers for 20 years

 

I lost respect for you last night saying we were a small club

Giving you a chance to climb down tonight baz.

You really think THE Arsenal are a small club ?

 

its very obvious that arsenal are desperados... so desperate for human conatct you're on a manc pool banter thread.

arsenal can only be called also rans... at least you're not one of those horses that get put down in the national but you'll not be remembered for much will you?

you ought to be so embaressed by knowing your pfa player of the year is leaving you and theres nothing you can do to even get much of a fee... embaressed by losing the carling cup last year and being perennial also rans.

At least LFC have a few interesting things happening each year to entertain us.

 

The Farmer Bazray / Arsenal4Life love in seems to have hit the buffers. Baz will have to get someone else to pump him before the derby.

 

It will only be a staged power shift, Fergie is of course immortal and while he wont always be manager he will always be the controlling power. Of course you are wrong about who will be the next power in English football.

What do you know about Fleetwood Town? What you don't know might very well shock you. Within 7 years they will win a quadruple. Within 20 years they will win every league in the world, unbeaten, except the SPL for reasons without explanation.

Liverpool and Everton will merge soon after accepting terms on a ground share. A new club, Liverton will be Fleetwoods main rivals while Manchester United will retire from football and become explorers.

In 2033 Manchester United will return to football having found he secret of success. This secret just so happens to contain the instructions for time travel. Using this United will go back to 1986 and for the initial years remain quite unnoticed. However with a detailed knowledge of every result for the next 30 years United can play out the game however they like.

 

The best football in europe entertains us.

 

Arsenal are not a small club lol.

Massive club and the 3rd most successful in English football? At worst 4th most successful.

Easily the biggest club in London aswell.

As for worldwide fan base, seen it recorded at over 100million before so pretty big. Remember their pretty but relatively infective style of football at one time earned them a cult following around the world.

Personally Liverpool are a bigger club as they are our main rivals beyond any single season. Arsenal are at this very moment in many ways the bigger club and if ever willing to sign someone for something often called 'money' then they might just have a slightly bigger appeal.

 

I think this ends the discussion. Whenever baz wants to admit we are a big club I will be waiting