perils of the internet

so i was on this other site pretending to be a 13 year old boy and chatting up this 14 year old and after a few days of waffle i asked her if she'd like to meet up. She agreed , the deed was done i was so excited and the day finally arrived, but when i got to our rendez-vous point i was a little let down turns out the 14 year old was my 46 year old uncle. Oh how we laughed

 

More importantly, how was the sex?

 

there was none that day we just couldnt stop laughing

 

...at each other's tackle?

 

no dev .

 

Best I could come up with at short notice.


please don't post my picture.

 

actually it was your picture we were laughing at we said look at him posing as a train bet hes really a car

 

stereo i know you do but what have i

 

button mushroom?

 

woah there boy !!!!! dont be building me up to much

 

Never actually saw the pic myelf but i'll bet I looked damned handsome even as a train.

I take it was "The Fail Train"? What does that even mean?

 

It's nice to know your family is close.

Well, you are from Cork.

 

what you know about cork yonner ya ****in gowl ?

dev it looked more like the 11:15 to southampton than the fail train

 

wtf does that mean?

 

it means watever you want it to mean sometimes things i type dont make any sense(imllia) to me even

 

I've just been handed about 10g of homegrown. I know what you mean.

 

nice

 

My boy's mate grew it in a cupboard, nearly as good as the Dam.

 

nearly never bulled a cow