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  1. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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  2. MrToontastic

    MrToontastic Well-Known Member

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    I love the way he's created an extra Europa League spot from his pathetic understanding of a simple sentence. He thinks if Chelsea win the CL and finish outside the top 4 there'll be a *bonus* EL spot given to 7th place which is of course total bollocks as all that happens is Chelsea would get theoretical 4th and who ever is actually 4th would be relegated to the EL spot that Chelsea would actually be occupying in the league standings.
     
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  3. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    I know <laugh> absolute numpty! Typical scum.
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Apr 23, 2012
  4. Wenger's Optician

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    oh dear... delusional....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 23, 2012
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Desperate stuff.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 23, 2012

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    Clutching at straws. SMB
     
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  8. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    In fairness to him, everyone has struggled to get their head round this qualification malarky! Clutching at straws yes, but don't we all when things aren't going well?
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So, just to make sure I understand this correctly:

    IF we finish 4th, and
    IF Chelsea win the CL, and
    IF Sunderland finish 7th (???), and
    IF Hell freezes over

    THEN... this poor lad will still be a 100% delusional numpty muppet with no clue about mathematics or how the qualification rules work.

    Is that right?
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Not with the same level of desperation as the mackems.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 23, 2012
  11. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    what the **** is this? <laugh>
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its what looks like the perfect response to any WUM visiting our board, or any Mackem just coming to piss and moan. I love it. Saylor is a comic genius in his own right so its fitting its him. <laugh>
     
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  13. SirBR

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    OR we could finish in 3rd and the 4th spot wouldn't matter then whatever Chelski do <laugh> 3 points behind Arsenal with a game in hand, stranger things have happened this season.
     
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    This is ****ing hilarious! love it mate.
     
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    goldie, Apr 23, 2012
  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Good point SirBR <laugh> <magic>

    However, IF we did finish 3rd I wouldn't actually get the chance to enjoy our CL games next season as I think my head would simply explode from disbelief.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 23, 2012
  16. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    And then we may have a chance of finding someone who understands the new offside laws
     
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  18. MF SHAK

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    this is great
     
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    MF SHAK, Apr 23, 2012
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    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    could you do 1 with shola n put it on the 5un1un board ?that id love to see
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Apr 24, 2012
  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <rofl>:laugh: Now THAT would be hilarious! They wouldn't be able to sleep at night as they'd just keep seeing Shola's face grinning at them.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 24, 2012
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