The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

If you were a woman I would have told you to shut up and kiss me by now. But your neither a woman and you are a Manc.

 

We will win the league, you can use my quote as your signature.

 

Ah yes but can Dr Dim Michael use your bank account to transfer funds amounting to $14million US.

Can you handle this project Matth10, Dr Dim needs a man with much time on his hands and mighty strong bank account details in which to transfer these monies.

Are you trustworthy Matth10, Dr Dim would like to tell you many secrets of his village, dark secrets, secrets of an unholy nature.

 

Ah yes, bastions of purity those skyblues.

 

I agree, Tevez and Balotelli make great spokesmen aswell.

I think congratulations is in order aswell for Mr Lescott who won himself a modelling contract with vogue, strike a pose.

 

Funny that, I was going to say the same about Liverpool. Except you guys don't have Rooney or Scholes

 

Wouldn't go that far...all they did was buy whatever was going and hope it came together whilst their moronic fans chant Mancini's name like he's a tactical wizard.

 

Except on a footballing level both are a disgrace to the game while giggs especially and rooney in comparison to Tevez are angels.

Lets not forget the whole club is a joke and its a damn good thing I know you think the same and are just on the wind up ha.

 

i 100% assure they won't, no they don't. I hope you're taking the piss.

 

like Steven Gerrard did..........

 

Stevie Me is a great role model for kids. He teaches them to look both ways before crossing the street

 

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If you are any good at maths then that is really just a very silly point to try and make. Just look at the number of United players who have proved themselves to be a disgrace to their team-mates, clubs, supporters, their families and themselves!

 

Can I just get in early and wish Man Utd the best of luck on the weekend, cracking club and team. Can see Rooney getting a hat-trick aswell. You have all my best wishes, not that you need any luck as it is obvious you will win...but just thought I would put that out there.

 

Yeah but that was Villa, there was no hope for that to work.


Welbeck is world class.

 

glen johnson - , .

 

They have been unlucky all season with loads of decisions not going their way such as the Newcastle penalty and others I cant be bothered to mention because there are so many. Also diving disgraces like Suarez giving their 'falling' players a bad name. They deserve the best, I just hope that Tevez doesn't score the winner.

 

Everything that is needing to happen this year for us to get 4th is happening and we have slipped off into oblivion in this years league. A ****ing shame and Kenny still blames luck.

THE ONLY good from today was that City got a bit closer, but we are 40 points or something off the top? and people want to say everything is rosy in the league, **** if it is. Can we borrow someone that can score goals from anyone, please!!!!!!!!!

 

What position do you play?

 

CM, but can do a job out wide. Bit strange to switch those two but I guess it is the engine and I can whip a cross in fairly decent. Prefer CM but don't mind a bit of wing play as well.