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  1. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Mate you spelt rape wrong!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Mar 16, 2011
  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Take her on holiday then if she doesnt want you as more than a friend take her passport and ticket and leave her there
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 16, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

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    See this article has become unstickied, have the cleaners been in?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 16, 2011
  4. Agent Bruce

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    See you've been in that situation before GRB.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 16, 2011
  5. Cal.

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    But her tits are at eye level for him, how is he meant to resist?
     
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    Cal., Mar 16, 2011
  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Nah when i was in Paris with the ex i wanted to do it tho
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 16, 2011
  7. Agent Bruce

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    If you'd tried, it might have been you that got left behind, " Hell hath no fury like that of a woman who only wants you as a friend" or something to that affect.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 16, 2011
  8. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    She was my gf. I wanted to go out one night but she didnt . 2 weeks of going back to the house by 9 just because of the metro
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 16, 2011
  9. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Bump. Thats the sound i make when i hit her with a table leg
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 30, 2011
  10. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    GRB, you have two green dots above your avatar how?
     
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  11. u408379965

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    As Tash is unable to post after 11pm now he'll be able to spend a bit more quality time with the man-beast.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 30, 2011
  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    100 rep
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 30, 2011
  13. Alfie

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    Man beast is a little harsh. I much prefer Gigantor. <ok>
     
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    Alfie, Mar 30, 2011
  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    No Id call her sensible. dont want them nasty terrorists and the Westboro Church looking for her aswell as Tash.
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 30, 2011
  15. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Rapist points.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Mar 30, 2011
  16. Oh-Ryan's Belter

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    As this is a 12 page thread with 50 posts per page, anyone wanna give me a quick summary? lol

    Did he ask her out?
     
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    Oh-Ryan's Belter, Mar 30, 2011
  17. u408379965

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    Read it son, you won't regret it, it's brilliant.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 30, 2011
  18. TheLittleGeordie

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    After about 2 pages it gets brilliant. The sudden change from serious advice to rape tactics was immence to watch.
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 30, 2011
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    I thought it started brilliantly, the first comment creased me.
     
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    u408379965, Mar 30, 2011
  20. u408379965

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    Tash has edited this. <grr>
     
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    u408379965, Mar 30, 2011
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