as in bravo company it obviously takes these things a few months to grow big and strong. and twitchy.
Just buy a ****-load of Senokot and flush them out LR. Grip the sides of the porcelain queen and let your insides fall into the bowl. Splooosh....no more Afghan AIDS worms.
i just have an image of some poor doc shining a torch up my jacksy and an anaconda shooting out and ripping his face off
In Search of the *****lian Death Worm Trudging gingerly across the arid sands of the Gobi desert, Czech explorer Ivan Mackerle is careful not to put a foot wrong, for he knows it may be his last. He scours the land and shifting valleys for tell-tale signs of disturbance in the sands below, always ready for the unexpected lurch of an alien being said to kill in one strike with a sharp spout of acidic venom to the face. A creature so secretive that no photographic evidence yet exists, but the locals know it’s there, always waiting in silence for its prey, waiting to strike – the *****lian Death Worm. Reported to be between two and five feet long, the deep-red coloured worm is said to resemble the intestines of a cow and sprays a yellow acidic saliva substance at its victims, who if they’re unlucky enough to be within touching distance also receive an electric shock powerful enough to kill a camel... or them. please log in to view this image
Ahh, the Bonkers Office Party on a Friday. 50p a vodka. Me and my mate - "40 vodkas and a can of Irn Bru please" The good old days!
**** the sellotape idea! Get a parrot and let it patrol your bedroom while you sleep and see what it comes up with in the morning. The only thing being, mind and shut your windows or else you'll be left wondering if it flew away or the giant aquatic centipede living in your rectum got it.
