Jealous i see, anyone who mocks another's weight/girth is usually insecure about their own. I take it you're rather rotund.
I'm very happy with my size, and girth isn't just about cocks you idiot, it's another word for size. You could try your pinching test out on me, and you wouldn't get any fat rolls. I find your fatty comments amusing.
I had penne past with pesto, mushrooms and olives It was delicious Then I added sliced chicken fillet to it and it was better