Argument with the bosses

free between september and april? why not go on tour in sunny Afghanistan! (it'll actually be pretty cold)

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you'll save loads of cash! especially if you lose an arm/leg/eye

 

ML you're falling to bits anyway. Like you're made of Lego ya ****. Be as well to serve your country and get some compo out of it.

 

£100 a stitch if you get shredded by shrapnel

 

Good points from you both

I would still be working in that time LR If I get the interview theres no guarantee I'd get on the course. Well, I know I would coz I'm a smart ****

 

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Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you.....

 

LR not again, I'm still trying to get over that stage of my life

I'm applying for access to medicine girvan A 1 year course lets me apply to unis to study medicine

I left school at the end of 5th year, which is why I can't apply direct to uni at the moment. Got about 30 highers at the moment so don't think credits would be my problem

 

"I'm not yet a qualified Gynacologist, but I'll take a right ****ing good look at it for you!!!"

 

Basically I want to be able to compare womens nipples No old fogies though, between the ages of 16 and 40 will be my speciality

 

"good afternoon, i'm doctor ML, the resident hot bitches specialist...."

 

LR did I mention my motivation before?

 

"Well Miss Psyhco, if you look closely at your x-ray, you will notice your enlarged pish flaps do bear a striking resemblence to the Amazonian Nipple Moth"

 

A diddyologist?

 

Well I would be going to a diddy college (Stow College)

 

Magic - what kind of technician are you? Electronic/electrical etc? I see your from EK... I work there and have for the past 12+ years - **** damn...

 

Supermong - I'm a cad technician. I sit at my desk all day doing drawings for bridges, roads and railways. I live in EK but work in Glasgow city centre.

 

Try this mob ML http://www.scopuseng.com/careers.htm

My mate works for them and he didn't even finish his college course and only has 3 highers. He earns £120k a year now and he's the same age as me. He started with them when he was 20. They hire people from all round the world.

They do onshore and offshore work worldwide. They're a Scottish company with offices in Baku and Rio.

 

I don't have a clue what a dimensional control engineer is I imagine I would get very bored, doesn't sound too exciting.

I applied for the medicine course last night so waiting on the college getting back to me. I read back over the application and it seems so stupid A 21 year old with 5 years experience as a civil engineer with a qualification in it, and a job with one of the worlds biggesst companies switching to medicine