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RIP Barton's Tash has returned to the original BBC Sport 606

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Son of a pitch, Mar 30, 2011.

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  1. Son of a pitch

    Son of a pitch Active Member

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    Desperately bored or what? <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Son of a pitch, Mar 30, 2011
  2. Donkey Toon

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    Bless his cotton socks! :)
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry he'll be back in another couple of days.

    Life isn't that good.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Just can't stop himself can he. Different board, same old Tash!
     
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  5. Son of a pitch

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    I'm just waiting for him to start insulting people's wives etc. haha
     
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    Son of a pitch, Mar 30, 2011
  6. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Credit where credits due - He's dedicated to the Toon.
     
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    Shola's Concrete Boots, Mar 30, 2011

  7. Son of a pitch

    Son of a pitch Active Member

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    Shall we all heckle him on 606? I might log in now haha.
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    Send a complaint to the mods that RIP Bartons Tash is back. He had been banned <whistle>
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 30, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

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    He's too full of himself to be dedicated to anything else, it's just a soapbox for him to stand on.
     
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  10. steviemac14

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    The best part of this is that the only person who will reply to his articles is RIP Barton's Tash.
     
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    steviemac14, Mar 30, 2011
  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    S.O.A.P you trying to find Tash's lass on bbc606
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 30, 2011
  12. MagpieMuzz

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    Hahaha, hopefully this outlet means he won't go overboard with the number of posts/threads when he returns.
     
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  13. Wein14

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    Are you joking? He's going to come back here and be given free reign to swear once again! It's going to be like when we first joined up, every other article will be his, and every other word will be '****' or similar.
     
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  14. MagpieMuzz

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    I know he'll come back worse than ever, but I'm trying to hope otherwise even though we all know how it's going to be
     
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  15. overseasTOON

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    Imagine a bottle with a cap on it and full of fizzy pop. As the bottle is shaken the fizzy pop wants to expand but is restricted by the container it's in.

    Remove the bottle top and you have an explosion of energy released violently.

    BBC 606 is the bottle, the fizzy pop is Tash's desire to swear and the bottle top is his 4 day ban from here.

    The explosion of energy released violently is Tash's posting as he wants to.

    Or, imagine Tash with explosive diarrhoea and a cork up his arse. The doctor says he can remove the cork.

    not606 is then covered.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 30, 2011
  16. Oh-Ryan's Belter

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    What was he eventually banned for?
     
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  17. steviemac14

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    For being a racist ****.
     
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  18. Wein14

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    Indeed. So succinctly put, you have been repped. <ok>
     
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  19. Chappaz

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    Tash probably has the 'unbanning' day in his phone's calendar. On the day, he'll hear the alarm notification and arise from his bed with a huge smile on his face and the sun beaming down upon him. He'll then rocket downstairs, wolf down his Coco Pops, run to the computer, sit himself down, crack his fingers and just unleash four days of built-up pointless bullshit.
     
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  20. simonbh7

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    and then immediately be banned for a week.............................please.
     
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    simonbh7, Mar 30, 2011
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