But I know all the secrets! I even know the secret hand gestures* and everything! (* Inadvertantly revealed during coverage of the derby match at Fratton Park)
Oh come now, you all know what I look like! None of those in that photo look remotely like me. To help you, there is a photo of me to the left of this post. I am the one in the rather fetching red suit and mask.
The Express FM team think it was a dive, the Sky Reporter thinks it was a dive but we're a goal down again anyway.
I did. What kind of Saints fan would I be if I didn't take a little enjoyment from Pompey going down?
One who was not into the petty rivalry. But since you are into it, embrace it, dont lie about not enjoying it.