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The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Foo, May 20, 2011.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    **** knows. You'd think this was facebook.
     
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  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I've seen that. I also notice how you pointed out that it was with his left hand. Thanks <ok>

    As for like / dislike bollocks - seems to be adding things for the sake of it.

    PS : I 'like' your post <laugh>
     
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  3. daffy_matth10

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    No problem.
     
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  4. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Who won the golf between you two then (sweats and Ruff ) ?
     
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  5. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Chops did, sweats kept hitting the windmill!
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Wasn't really a competition. I don't want to blow smoke up my own arse but i play off 11 and sweats doesn't really play so it was a mess about. I played gash, it's an utterly **** course and i didn't take it remotely seriously, fair to say neither of us pulled up any trees! Nice couple of beers in Tewkesbury after though. Decent bit of food too.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    He is a much better golfer than me.. Last time I played was with him last august.. Though I did play reasonably well, was striking the ball quite nicely, even sank a few putts.
     
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  8. SAMOC

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    Michael Shields is more famous than Steven Gerrard
     
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  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    shocking hangover today... getting hammered on a school night is not good.. think i got home at 4am.... seriously struggling today...
     
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  10. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I can't be arsed with anything today ( including the suggestion you made in your latest rep <laugh>) and I've not even been out on the beer.

    Anyway off tomorrow and early finish today me thinks <ok>
     
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  11. Sweats

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    I would love an early finish today, got no hope of it though... my mother has flown over today so have to go see her tonight... everytime she see's me i'm hungover..


    What did i say in my last rep message?? I try to make them as vile as possible..
     
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  12. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Something about bumsex making you feel better <laugh>

    Is the mother meeting you new(ish) girlfriend ?
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    No not introducing them...

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_bvPJpb1AAEVN5


    have a butchers at this.. scroll to the product reviews they are brilliant.. have been sat laughing at my computer for half an hour now.
     
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  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    That is absolutely brilliant <laugh>

    I no longer need a fire on a stick in a cave I just whack my bollocks out.

    The one about farts sounding louder is quality aswell.
     
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  15. Sweats

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    I'm still reading them.. 8 pages of amusing reviews..
     
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  16. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I've stopped at the end of page 2 because everyone in the office in looking at mine like I've **** in their mouth because I keep laughing <laugh>
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Sweats, i won that comp i texted you about on Saturday . First summer board comp, big old 100year old trophy. The bollocks man, it's the ambition to get on the board, even if this one is stuck down in the locker room! You wouldn't think it possible given how **** i was last week. I am also hungover as it goes. Went out in gloucester to watch the match and ended up on the Old Rosey in weatherspoons. I love that stuff, only had two pints, but it's bloody dangerous.
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Well done mate...

    It was my mates birthday yesterday I drank a bottle pinot then 4 pints of ale then another bottle of sauv blanc... and someone produced the evil stuff hence a 4 am departure... feel truly terrible today.
     
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  20. Chief

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    So, what's happening this weekend? Apart from sweats fraternising with those fox hunting ****ers. I've got my parents down visiting so, with the weather being forecast to be ****, this means us all being in one house getting on each others nerves. Great. Can't even play golf to follow up last Saturday.
     
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