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Chelsea vs Barcelona

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by daffy_matth10, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    This. Couldn't have happened to a nicer dickhead <ok>

    Barca will probably do them, but I just have a feeling Chelsea may cling on grimly and maybe snatch a goal on the break which would really put the cat amongst the pigeons. And if Chelsea can keep Barca frustrated for the first half an hour then they'll start diving and whining which will give the chavs a real chance of holding on for the aggregate win.
     
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  2. daffy_matth10

    daffy_matth10 New Member

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    Didier Drogba should hang his head in shame, i was watching the first half in a pub, and oh my god he went down as if he was being shot, i wonder if there will be coverage of his antics, oh sorry i forgot he doesn't play for united.
     
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  3. Yurilly

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    He never went down unless he got touched and according to United if you get touched, go down.
     
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  4. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Drogba seemed to have been shot every 5 minutes. Suprised he survived with the agony he was in everytime a small breeze happened to touch him.
     
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  5. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Wheres Drogba?
     
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  6. daffy_matth10

    daffy_matth10 New Member

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    It was annoying, god forbid if Chelsea win the champions league.
     
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  7. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I would have booked him for timewasting let alone diving. As for Chelsea's it will be a lot harder to keep this up (which already was just "hanging on") at the nou camp
     
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  8. Christiansmith

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    I don't mind they win the champions league (after all the silly nonsense from our tabloids that our football is s**t) provided they win the FA cup too...<ok>
     
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  9. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You do go down. You also get back up again at some point in the next sixty seconds and don't roll around like a dying swan grabbing your face / hand / crotch / other random body part. Drogba seems to struggle with that concept. Maybe Busquets has infected him?

    Funniest part was when Dani Alves took that free kick and blasted the ball straight into Drogba in the wall. He carried on as if it hadn't even touched him. Then the next time a Barca player brushed up against him he was back to the deck...
     
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  10. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Anymore predictions?
     
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  11. daffy_matth10

    daffy_matth10 New Member

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    They can win the fa cup but i don't want up winning the champions league.
     
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  12. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    my 5-1 is very much still on, awww look at you, celebrating at half time, so very stoooopid
     
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  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If they win the CL and Liverpool win the FA Cup then I win about £30. It's an insurance policy against the end of the world <ok>
     
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  14. daffy_matth10

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    That's why i don't want them to win the champions league.
     
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  15. Alan

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    Kingkennysavedmyseason also owes you £100 so lets hope he sticks to the bet <laugh>
     
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  16. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Chelsea celebrating prematurely? When was the last time that happened? <whistle>
     
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  17. Christiansmith

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    Hobsons choice...they can't both lose can they?

    Best outcome: beat Barcelona, get beaten by Bayern in final and win the FA cup.
     
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  18. Swarbs

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    It's a double bet tho'. In fact it's a trixie with City to win the PL - if City win the PL, Liverpool win the FA Cup and Chelsea win the CL then I win £250 from a £5 bet. That way I'll be able to drink myself into insensibility and not have to listen to the smug ****s all summer <ok>
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm glad Chelsea won for the following reasons:

    -I'm sick of Barca. They've inflicted 2 of the most painful defeats on United in my lifetime and all the hype and arse-licking does my head in.

    -I'm sick of Messi. See above. Dwarfish freak.

    -It will silence the Premier League knockers for a while.

    -Chelsea are English, Barcelona are Spanish.

    -Barca are cheating cunts.
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    did you have a one pence bet? Otherwise, the bookies have bummed you.
     
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