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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Apr 20, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Now this is a complete ****. Give me a hauf-brick and his head would look like modern art within 30 seconds.#

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  2. BolloBollo

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    ****ing 'A' Venom what a ****ing homo <ok>
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ****s like him make men the world over look bad. ****ing Metrosexuals. I don't even own a comb and have never bought shampoo. Shower gel does good enough FFS.
     
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  4. BolloBollo

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    A combs for old boys or ****ters!!
     
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    <ok> Some of my mates have more than one comb or brush. ****ing narcissistic, self-obsessed ****s. One of them had "Leave-on exfoliating apricot face scrub" on display in his ****ter. He has more hygiene products than a woman.
     
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    i like that he has crutches and an elastoplast on his ankle <laugh>
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    What colour is he? Mahogany?

    I want to know where he got black crutches from. I was stuck with ****ey metallic ones <grr>
     
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    And £20 TK Maxx White Nike trainers. Classy.

    ****s a ****ing millionaire as well.
     
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    He's a deep mango truck brown. I think he may have got his black crutches as he's a multi millionaire ML <whistle>
     
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    <laugh>

    I'll only have a year or two before I can get those ones then?
     
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    What about a set of these bad-boys?

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  12. lone ranger

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    <laugh> you must be talking about the TKMaxx trainers
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

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    does he shave his legs?
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    As for him shaving his legs, he probably waxes them.

    I had my knee shaved for my op. Was going about in shorts with a big rectangle bald patch <laugh> I have relatively hairy legs as well
     
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    #

    I want to stove his pan in even more than I did twenty minutes ago. I didn't think my hatred for him could get any higher.
     
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  17. lone ranger

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    he'd be gutshot in the forest <ok>

    see how far you can crawl you bastard!
     
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