Nighty Night

I'm away to watch the football.

Messi, Messi, Messi!

 

He was ****e!

 

Yeah, he was awful. Apart from when he knocked Maicon out.

Imagine getting your face ****ed-up by Messi.

 

messi shud be banned for that. that was a disgrace

 

He's a a crafty wee **** Messi. I watch a lot of Barca and he gets some decent digs in every now and then. Fair do's to him because every other **** is trying to kick him off the park.

 

Imagine being him though, he's the ugliest **** going about but he can have any woman he chooses

 

he's probs no even had his hole yet

 

Aye, but his wife says he's a good rug mucher

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Wee prick! I'd take him and the tottiesack torso terror in a square go no bother!

On a lighter note I had £30 on Inter to win last night 2/1

 

I take it you boys don't like him because he slagged off Rangers??

 

a like him, he's quality. but last nite he was a disgrace. hope inter lodge a complaint

 

cant beleive a never took those odds.

 

I think Messi is quality too

 

Nah, that was lost in translation what he said anyhoo! He was saying Rangers played defensively which only a team like rangers could do against Barca. The whole anti-football term was blown out of proportion

I just don't like him cause his name's Lionel!

 

Just joking anyway. Barca were moaning ****s that night. Were Rangers supposed to try outplay them? No, dig-in and get the result. Football isn't always about passing the ball nicely.

 

Last night Barca were complaining that Inter never watered the pitch!

 

I also don't like Messi because he looks like a Moomin

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Moomins are freaky things.

 

So's Messi, thus my dislike to him

 

Oh Lionel Messi,
your football skills impress me,
but the fact you look like a Moomin,
makes me want to smash in your dwarf coupin!