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Proctologists Annual meeting. April 2nd 2011

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  1. sand dancer in siam

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    A change of venue has been required due to the large turn-out which is expected to be in the region of 50000. Organisers felt that the public toilets at the Bigg Market were not quite suitable, but a last minute offer from the CEO of Sports Direct. com offered the use of Syd James Park for free. An offer that was not to be sniffed at.
    This years meeting will be hosted by Forum Trolling Mackem Wrestling Ninja and the main speaker will be Bigdownunder, both of who are considered to be light years ahead of anyone else in their field when it comes to pontificating about all things to do with ****e.:emoticon-0172-mooni
    All those attending this years meeting will be served a free taste of excrement which will be a pleasant change from the tasteless meat and tattie pies.
    A spokesperson stated that Messrs Bigdownunder and Trolling Mackem should be an interesting afternoon as both had years of experience in the art of talking ****e, a field in which they have over the years excelled in.:smiley-finger007:
     
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  2. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Heard about this, didnt know the venue, but send best wishes to all the shirt liftin MAGS out there, you couldnt make tihs story up could you.
    long live biggobdownunder, what about the shirt liftin badger,,,,,,, is he banned because of age,,,,, health and safety and all that?
     
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  3. mackem911

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    No.I think he just has Hemorrhoids.
     
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  4. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    No 911,,,,,,, Badger is a HEMMORROID,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,PAIN IN THE ARSE.
     
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  5. mackem911

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    Jesus Bilo,the two of us spelt the old "Farmer Giles" differently.The boy badger will not happy.Best quit now before he kicks off about how clever he is.
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Or he spits his dummy out the pram, with all the trollers he has at his disposal, one mention of his name and hell be on the case pronto, should i will i yes Mr I **** NEXT TO A BAGER, or as we call him the skunk
     
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  7. DaveySAFC

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    Well said Rog

    Im that tosser badger who sits in the corner, he must be have been an experiment in which his father had intercourse with pigs and the unfortunate outcome is a troll-like humanoid that can be identified by the fact he has to wear clothes covered in a large barcode so he tracked and controlled by security satellites.
     
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  8. Not_cricket

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    I was taught not to mock the afflicted
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yes mate heres his mug shot.looks like his mum came best in show
     
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  10. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    He is just a kid, hopefully, like some of his posts will get better, all said and done, sometimes he will give credit where credit is due.
    Just a youngan growing up is all, blame his parents not him. his attitude to life will be formed by himself, maybe not in my lifetime, but it will happen. will agree with him on a worthy subject , dissagree when its pish.....................everyones choice.

    by the way would prefer badger to blowjobdowunder, and our myrtle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, both bigots and cockheads in my own personal oppinion.
     
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