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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    i heard that he was barred on the strength of him demanding lemonade in his carling <cheers>
     
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  2. BCR

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    What a ***!


    Did he also have a pet squirrel? <laugh>

    I know, er I mean I hear, he can out drink the lot of you! <whistle>
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    yeah he couldn't find a red one as all those imigrant cross atlantic grey trailer trash ones have infested our shores, so he caught one and painted it red, knitted a hat with a liverbird on it, and bought it a "I love the 'shire" t-shirt

















    ....oh and he couldn't drink himself out of paperbag - the shandydrinking 'shire softie
     
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  4. Sir_Red

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    Don't be silly, everyone knows yanks only drink that piddly 2% 'lite' stuff, pansies the lot of ya!
     
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  5. BCR

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    less calories, obesity is a problem in this country! <laugh>

    The light and ****e beer are the ones that make the most waves as they are the cheapest, we have good stuff, just more expensive.

    Tunns What would happen if you had a squirrel, salt, and a lighter? <yikes>
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    the squirrel would do it's dog impersonation!












    ...it would go wwwwwwwwwoooooooooofffffff! nothing but a trail of smoke left
     
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  7. BCR

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    Need some holy water for those things!
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's 'Downtown Latchford Area'. Ask Swarbs, your real shireboy. He'll be in LA tomorrow <ok>


    Andd he's getting the ale in.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fu.k me, Rufflad. You now sound like most of the estate agents I know. He's sucked you in, hasn't he? With your temper, there's jack down for any of us <laugh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <doh> PUSSY ***GOT <ok>
     
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  11. BCR

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    Afternoon RHC, so I see your in LA <laugh>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fu.k off <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    MASSIVE fail <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    YOU'RE <doh>
     
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  15. BCR

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    Professor RHC is back <diva>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    'Hearts and minds' <ok>
     
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  17. BCR

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    For me it is more like 'Heads in hands" <laugh>

    How is the hunt going good sir?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Right. Signing out. Massive ale intake required to allow sleep.

    Swarbs. If you want to get here earlier, I'll be in the Cheese at 10.30 am. Don't forget the milky bars <laugh>

    Failing that, the Bridge Bar at 12.15 pm to witness the MIGHTY REDS dick the BBS.

    The LHC is firing <ok>
     
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    <steam>
     
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  20. Sharpe*

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    All of a sudden you lot must win!
     
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