That's the spirit boy. Pay this bird no attention and play the field and you watch her attitude change. You can be my wingman any day. It's been emotional.
Nooooooooooooo this means im gonna have to go back to my boring life!! lol well at least its been entertaining! Im looking forward to more party the cougar hunter stories soon haha
Ok man we all make mistakes. And it's your life,you should live it your own way. But you owed it to the board to do her,mate ! Look,let's all just move on,OK !
Hate to be the one to say this but I have run this thread by Roland at work!! Oh dear. Half in half out of the closet I'm afraid. Been to the gym guys!! Hmmm. Unobtainable older woman?? We all know older women love the gaymen, feel secure tell their secrets too etc. Says he is out on the pull in a later post, overcompensating!! Hellooooo (sorry that bit was Roland). Not saying he is in the Gok Wan Allan Carr mould yet, but more probably Simon Cowell, Robbie Williams teasing. Anyway in the spirit of the modern times, I embrace (in a hand shake not hug) our first (not quite yet) gayman Not 606 Hull City poster!! PS Roland reckons his previous thread was subliminal rhyming slang!! Cheap beer. I rest my case.
You and your boyfriend Roland WISH I was gay. Oh no you didn't!!! Err, yes I did. Also, and I'm quite shock-faced about this shocked, what is it exactly you have against cheap beer? It's one of the most satisfying moments you can have in life, the discovery of a shop that sells a cheap drop. Surely I'm not on my own on that one. Oh I just read it again...rhyming slang. Erm, not wishing to sound dull as ****, but it really was just genuine excitement at being able to get 8 bottles of French lager (4.8% if you please) for £2.44. Come on, that's a deal and half. I was gymming it this morning too. Not to look at the men, no no no, but to feed my sizeable guns. No really. No, I mean it, they are quite big. Honestly!! Really!! No, really honestly now, I am ripped. To ****. I thank you.
And that's a warning to all newly out gaymen, don't overindulge yourself too early because it will damage you.
Don't worry yourself Party - these guys (Chazz & Ric) would seem to be the ones with gender confusion......
