A Pompey fan was so depressed by the predicament of his club and the likelyhood of not having his team to support next season that he went down to the Guildhall Square and into the Central Library. Once inside he walked up to the librarian behind the information desk and asked if he could borrow a book on suicide. The Librarian stopped what she was doing and looked at him for a moment as he stood there in his food stained Pompey shirt and quick as a flash she said: "You must be joking young man you'll never bring it back."
