Ronnie O'Sullivan is a fanny

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/8632077.stm

Misses a shot and gives the table a naughty hand gesture, ****in wean!

 

aye a dont like him either but giving an inanimate object abuse is always funny.

 

Aye, when yer pished Nev.

 

I like to shout at the kettle when I'm waiting for it to boil.

 

I was at a random house party a few years ago. My mate put a pizza in the lassies oven but didn't realise he didn't turn it on. 10 minutes later he looked at it and it was still frozen. In a rage he put his foot through the oven door

 

It won't boil any quicker you know, next time just try watching it

 

Why is it when reading that I thought it was a story about shagging....gaun fur ma tea break

 

love givin the TV the fingers either in rage at the xbox or at some prick a dont like, robbie williams or equal approved

 

I often shout at the telly...but at least it answers back

 

I know but it's like pressing the button for an elevator loads of times. You know it won't arrive any faster but it makes you feel better.

Remember that I live alone too, so it's acceptable for me to scream at my kettle. Only company I've got.