****ing ***gy Facebook

Joined up and so far it's just like a night out in Invergordon. Loads of folk from my home town saying "Aye, aye hows it going?"

It's even worse than a night out in Invergordon, mainly because I don't have the numbing effect of alcohol to make it easier to handle.

Knew there was a reason I hated social networking.

 

dont even hink about addin chelsea. find ur own neddy slapper awrite

 

Did she add you yet Nev? Did you send her the Not606 poetry?

 

Havn't used Facebook in ages.

I always found "social me" entertaining when drunk and chinged

 

naw she's no accepted.

mite add one of her pals n make her jealous

 

Write them some special dirty poems and then she'll be onto you like fleas on a dug Nev.

 

her sister looks tidy aswell. do u think a threesome is on the cards?

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a hope she's not one of the many guests on this forum

 

I'm away for a footer!!!!!!!

 

Love the filename nev "ned2x"

 

****e, eat, mile, listen, piss, tin cup

 

"Twice The Ned, Twice The Dirtiness"

 

chelsea if ur reading this I'm sorry, can we still be friends?

 

The sister does look alright, can't say the same for the Christmas Tree behind her

 

I hope one of these two little minxes is actually our very own Tina2010

 

I marvel at your powers of observation Castle! I didn't even see the tree and I was saving that picture up for later tonight. The wee cleaning lassie will be giving me fresh sheets tomorrow

 

mite be wee chelsea. she's goin mad about tina turner for number 1 on facebook.

 

I'm getting to domesticated in my old age, I cannae watch a porno now without thinking something like.......that wallpaper is ****ing hideous

 

Tina2010 will have to post a picture of herself, for comparison to the Facebook nedettes, and if suitable to knock one out to as well