Twitching Ringpiece

After last wks county game and the post boozing gut wrenching ****fest that left me drained of everything including the will to live my ringpiece hasnt stopped twitching, not itching, twitching, like a rabbits nostril.

what the **** is wrong with me

 

You've caught whatever keeps killing ML.

 

Maybe you were poked up the ringpiece when you were pissed and didn't realise till now.

 

So far it's unanimous

 

maybe its a mouse trying to burrow out

i'd think i'd remember that though, maybe

 

not recently, although i now seem to know when its going to rain

 

You've got a Gay, Bad AIDS ridden Afghani worm in you.....it's terminal. Sorry bud.

 

i'm sure when mrs.lr walks in to the flat and i'm baw naked, legs in the air, facing a mirror and holding a small morsel of cheese up to my anus she'll be fine when i tell her i'm just trying to tempt out the AIDS worm

 

At least I know what to feed my AIDS worm now. Wee **** hasn't been eatin' recently. Do they like a special type of cheese? Knob-cheese perhaps?

 

i dont know why i asked. i genuinely think i have some weird creature living in my ass

 

It's either cause you've been attending some teuchter Barrymore Pool Party or one of these bad boys below

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Been wondering where *Rocket* had been hiding himself.....

 

i might drink some lighter fluid. that'll learn em!

 

right, what the **** is going on?!!

those tape worms are ****ing breakdancing!

 

Buy this it's only £60 and would do for a DIY colonoscopy!!

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I just Googled the symptoms. Intestinal worms is high up the list of causes.

No need to thank me.

 

not again......

google: do i have worms

7th option down