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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Apr 20, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just in work after my first physio session and had one of the hot wee blonde students come in with me <ok> Was ****ing agony but was trying not to show my pain to impress her <laugh>

    Anyway, after having the op 2 weeks ago, the physios all think theres quite a bit more damage than first thought. Need to go back at the weekend for a full leg scan to check if my hamstring, calf or ligaments have tore. My shin is bright green with bruising, which they think means my medial ligaments are snapped <doh> May be needing another op.
     
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    you're a train wreck mate <ok>
     
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  3. **** sake. aint that about a bitch? had to get physio once on a calf muscle. its ****in torture! <laugh>
     
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  4. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The head physio was more bear than man. She went and got him to have a look at my knee and he started twisting it all ways, then blankly said "yeah it's ****ed"

    <doh>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh> I pumped her silly one night and then just ignored her <laugh> She put on facebook a thing about being a dick and had her wee gimpy pals commenting, so I ****ing let rip into them all, really bad abuse <laugh> She deleted my comments but not me as a friend <laugh>

    I told her straight that shes a ****ing psycho and needs her head checked
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Pumping her again soon then? Looking for a new job yet?
     
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    you be ****ed
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Nah I've ignored her texts and calls, got all that I could from her <laugh> She was even too shy to go on top even though my knee is ****ed <doh> When she did it was ****ing terrible

    My usual missus is a nurse so can get her to dress up, but it's not exactly the sexiest uniform she has

    I'm not looking yet but expecting her ****ing uncle to moan to my boss about me <laugh>
     
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    Just wait till your usual bird gets on the mothster's Facebook. You'll be totally ****ed. Both legs off at the knee
     
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    I doubt very much, he'll bring up the fact she wouldn't go on top...wee sore leg or not<ok>
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She's already seen it <laugh>
     
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