I read this all wrong. I had in my head she was a twenty year old nymphet not some old codger knocking on the big four zero. ****s sake Party you're being played like a mug son. If you tell me you're playing the field and rutting a few other birds all will be forgiven but if this is your main play then we will be having words. I've just thrown what's left of me candle at next doors dog I'm that annoyed.
Party, you're a - and I dont say the words lightly - fookin disgrace. You need to grow a backbone and smash her backdoors in until she is blue in the face. They dont call them the Naughty Forties for nowt you know, oh and I can guarantee at that age and if she's fit and filth she'll have cracking lingerie which makes your lack of initiative even more distressing. Can we have him banned not only from this board but also the KC and any other event that welcomes 'men'?
I saw a couple fitting that age in Pave on Monday. The bloke was drinking Rose wine or whatever it's called. He looked fruitier than his drink and at the time I remember wondering why in the name of Christ would a bloke sup that unless he was trying to impress the older bird. Party, that better had not been you!!!!!!! Man the **** up.
Actually, is this some kind of tv freality show wind-up that we're all the victims of? It's got the ghost of Beadle all over it.
Glad to know ur still alive!! and so what if she a cougar **** letting her have all the cards take the ****ers back and say look love u gonna ride me till my pelvis shatters or what?? Or put the idea in her head that she may be ruining ur 'good boy' lmage she will probably love that!!! Haha
Well ok,maybe i was a little harsh. I suppose the main thing is that he's alive and well. As for us Party,well we'l see.I don't know just now.
This is hilarious! Did anyone spot this gang of cougars out the other night then? What did her mates think of you Party?
****, lads I'm sorry. No one's more disappointed than me. For the record, cougars are ****ing ace! Anyway, I feel my good time is wasted on this one, so there's no further thought going into it. This is how Party Hull rolls. I will be out and about like the young buck I am this weekend, having it. I can only apologise for the disappointment caused, this is life, I am dealing with it. Next!
