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  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <sacked> .
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm on 23 basic then OT cash in hand bumps it up quite a bit <ok>

    :bandit:

    right back to work this time <grr>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 12, 2012
  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's only because your dad is your boss <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  4. Barrie Lochrie

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    Fkin Pocket Money <laugh>
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> I stopped working in there. The Polish guy was a prick

    this job's even cushier

    the cash in hand work is for Pop though <ok>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    who am I kidding? daddies boy hahahaha

    EASY!!!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 12, 2012

  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Dougie you told me you started a business making and selling these!

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've got a guy trying to get me in with the sheep shaggers.

    Apparently you can only get a job in Oil & Gas is if you

    A) "know someone"
    B) give out BJs

    I'm not prepared to suck any dicks just yet.

    Venom sort me out with some contacts
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 12, 2012
  9. Kim Jong Il

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    thats a side line im working on
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what the **** is it?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 12, 2012
  11. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Tentacle
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    venoms sex aid
     
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  13. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    I had to suck dick. I never knew anyone in the industry.

    I just paid my own ticket which is about £700 and started applying for jobs. First one I had an interview I got, basically I lucked out.

    I'll look out the CV I got off some guy who runs an Oil & Gas website.
     
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    who the **** do you work for? Spastics & Co? <laugh>

    PS get with the times, flat screens only, 22 incher at least
     
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    you ****s and your desk jobs. pfffft

    Get a job in pharmaceutics. Pay's ****e but you get to kill animals by the bag full. I wander about with a raging hard on all day.
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    I did a job at a place that burns diseased cattle. Lovely place, they modified a forklift into a giant cow spear using scaffold poles.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    The worst thing is, after I balanced the fan there they use as an extractor for the furnace I was coughing up black cow death for days afterwards. Probably should have worn a mask.
     
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    only in the heelands
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Aye, you downstairs?

    Now my setup is 2 flat screens. Not sure how many inches, will measure them in a minute.

    *EDIT* Measured the screens and I can fit my knob 10 times corner to corner on each, so they are roughly 20 inch monitors <ok>
     
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