Kids stuff....

Dangermouse

I burned down a mates kitchen (chip pan fire) cause I was watching that.

 

Igle Piggle's camel toe needs sorting

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the best thing for chip pan fires is to just pour a big bucket of water on it.

remember all the warning adverts? as if everycunt in britain was burning their house down using chip pans

**** off we're no all as daft as gambol

 

It was a good cartoon though. Then I suddenly became aware of a smell and an odd glow coming from behind me. Near **** maself.

 

[video=youtube;48Dc7bqU_Dg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Dc7bqU_Dg[/video]

****s put ****ing everything on youtube

keep watching right to the end for the horror film bit

 

<nevshomosexualoriginsrevealedmuir>.

 

Very good advice in that video. But where are you meant to get the fireman outfit from?

 

how did you deal with your fire gambol?

 

You must have a very non adventurous sex life.

 

I was 14 at the time and didny have a clue how to deal with a chippy fire. I ran outside and asked some bloke who was passing what to do. He said put a damp towel over it. I ran back inside and did just that.

In the end there was no real fire damage but smoke damage throughout the kitchen and also the living room and hallway cos I didny have the sense to shut any of the doors.

We had to repaint everything before his maw got back from her weekend away

 

Lights oot. Roll on. Roll off. Sleep.

 

Knew a guy whose brother died in a smoking in the bed fire. He was pished. Only 18 too.

 

I'm usually finished by the time the light goes out

 

Nothing to be ashamed of. My psychiatrist has assured me it's perfectly normal

 

I got my nasties last night. first time sober for ages. shot my load in about 5 mins

we both came at the exact same time, that's never happened to me before

 

Came at the same time after 5 minutes. Aye. She was just being polite ya ****in eejit.

 

Kids tv to nev shooting his load sober I have to take responsibility for this (not nev shooting his load)

 

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