Proposing

Aye thats what they make you think, then BANG. she's away with the windae cleaner

 

Then it won't hurt to protect what's yours with a pre-marital will it?

 

Naw, she's away with everything but the ****in shirt on yer back.

 

She'll take the buttons though

 

Aye Ian, don't let her get her hands on the chip shop

The fruit stall is fair game though

 

Pass

ouch.

 

It wisny quite as bad as I just made out, but ****in hell she made out like a bandit. She never worked throughout the marriage so it wisny even like she had contributed anything. Never again.

 

Was she a good shag though?

 

Did she get to keep the tits as well?

 

I proposed to Mrs Pud in a restraunt in Edinburgh - we were through for the weekedn of her birthday.

I bought a ring beforehand - half my months salary - sized it up off a wee ring she had that she wore on the opposite hand.

At dinner I just talked about the past few years, how we got along n all that and asked if she'd marry me.

Traditionalist: I'd already had a chat with her Dad!

 

What a bitch, eh?

You're as good as married anyway, with your long term fuddy. That's why I'd have nothing to do with you.

 

I'm surprised you're not being more specific - i.e. did she take it up the poop chute.

 

That was the next question closely followed by did she swallow

 

Oh **** yeah. But so are most women with a little bit of encouragement/education

 

Aye

I didny even get visitation rights

 

I wonder how much Beale is still thinking about proposing after all these comments

 

Fair play. I thought you might have relished the challenge of replacing her as fuddy No 1

 

No, and, no. Neither of those are my bag anyways.

 

hahaha ano.

right does anyone have anythin serious/constructive to say? i know its not606 but ffs

 

Stop trying to turn it into a competition.

A competition I'd win anyway