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2000, my Sunderland and Newcastle chums, hit me

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    To celebrate my 2,000 post I looked through that last 1,999 and found most to be total crap, insane
    ramblings and gobble-de-gook.

    It seems fitting that number 2,000 should follow the same formula so I invite all my Sunderland friends and Newcastle chums to feel free to insult me, point out my spelling and grammar errors, my old age, bad looks, inept footballing knowledge, lack of sex appeal and lack of anything resembling a life.

    Mind leave my boy Osca out of it or there will be bother.

    Have a good day my friends, I’m off to get my feet done.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    well done mate go and pamper yourself, look forward to tne next 1000
    dont mention the spelling thing cos it will cause world war three
     
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  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    know what comm, never thought I would ever say, off to get my feet done.
     
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  4. safc73

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    No change with your 2001st post then.............

    Well done mate here's to the next 2000 (I think)
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

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    Up yer bollocks, dog ****er! Arrrrggghffukkinmackembasstaaaaad...

    Muchos obligados,

    AP x
     
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  6. SAFC_ScattyMOO

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    Syd - you derserve a wink form Niall Quinn for that.
     
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  7. Son of a pitch

    Son of a pitch Active Member

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    RIP Barton's Tash would like a refund Syd, apparently your 6'3 sister wasn't all that under the sheets.
     
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  8. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    **** off of not606 you unwashed, power-hungry, masochist, monkey mackem ****. <flying **** smiley>
     
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  10. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    He told her he was looking for something deep inside her but she took it the wrong way and snapped his cock off.
     
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  11. Lever Malone

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    I am glad to see I'm not alone in that opinion.

    Congrats on reaching 2000 years old syd. Ooops that's not right is it!
     
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  12. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    She uses it as a tooth pick.
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    As I've said before, our Sydney is a rough diamond, and I hope he Carry's on for a long time to come...
     
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  14. simonbh7

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    Is that his new initiative to get you buggers to go to matches?

    Well done Syd, looking forward to the next 2000
     
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  15. You fat Mackem bastard!
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Another meaningful contribution from RIP....What would we do without him!
     
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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Well, so many to reply to..

    1) I said leave the dog out of it, what we do behind closed doors is our business.
    2) I'm not fat just big boned.
    3) I got more than a wink.
    4) Dont tell tash but that was not my sister, it was me and I did not feel a thing
     
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  18. lol, he said abuse him and i gave him what he wanted.
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    He is spot on there like, I did ask for it, should I be worried
     
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  20. beardface

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    Tash knows how to give a man what he wants..

    ..if only he could do the same for the women <whistle>
     
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