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I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ThrillerinAsprilla, Mar 27, 2011.

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  1. ThrillerinAsprilla

    ThrillerinAsprilla Active Member

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    I tried to message you back but apparently you're so damn popular that you're not accepting any more messages. Something about exceeded the amount of messages in your inbox.

    Anyway forget about it, no worries and i appreciate the message.

    <cheers>
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Mar 27, 2011
  2. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <ok> cheers mate.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 27, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I had to empty my inbox too. Not popular, just getting messages from Tash telling me to shut up and get lost and that he wasn't going to wave to me at the games.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 27, 2011
  4. ThrillerinAsprilla

    ThrillerinAsprilla Active Member

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    Funny that, rumour has it he was sending messages to you saying he wanted to sex you up
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Mar 27, 2011
  5. KingoStarr

    KingoStarr Active Member

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    I heard that tash's inbox was full something about death threats from racists and terrorists and argentines not 100% confrimed though

    Just to add tash nothing personal just banter mock my hair if you like considering i havent had it cut for 5 years i welcome originaltiy on the insults
     
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    KingoStarr, Mar 27, 2011
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    He can't even sex his 6'3'' GF up!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 27, 2011

  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Erm, i've never sent you any messages...
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 27, 2011
  8. AH

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    Nah, that was me.

    Sorry guys
     
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    AH, Mar 27, 2011
  9. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    She's not my GF and if she was, i wouldn't just see her as a means of sex. Unlike you i look for something deeper in women, where as you just see which ones would be good in the sack.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 27, 2011
  10. ThrillerinAsprilla

    ThrillerinAsprilla Active Member

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    Good lad, make sure she can cook too
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Mar 27, 2011
  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    and clean
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 27, 2011
  12. AH

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    A true gentlemen! Well done Tash.
    Try not to let them forget the sex though. Never. Forget. The. Sex.
     
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  13. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    G spot?
     
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    u408379965, Mar 27, 2011
  14. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Badum dum tsch.

    Classic joke
    I would attempt rep, but I attempted it yesterday I think and failed.
     
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    AH, Mar 27, 2011
  15. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Nah mate, i think sex is way way over hyped by people. People watch porn and adult movies when they're young and see the actors screaming in intense pleasure and assume that sex is the best thing ever.

    It's really just over acted and over hyped.
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Evidently you're not equipped with the arsenal to find what you're looking for. <whistle>
     
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    u408379965, Mar 27, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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    aginairrr, Mar 27, 2011
  18. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Were you doing it right tash.
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Think it was today AH. You having a good day? <laugh>
     
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  20. Check Tiote

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    Is that cos, u can't get any? Who'd want to **** a loser.
     
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    Check Tiote, Mar 27, 2011
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