When a wum from the dark side posts on our board, from now on I will look, but not respond, so the wum can have as many watchers as he likes, and the only response will be from his own unwashed mates. Now to start you off,,,,,,all oldies. ............................................... Q. what do you call a geordie with a suit on? A. The accused .............................................. Q. what do you call a geordie with six o levels? A. ****in lier. ...................................................... CARRY ON. By the way a typo" invisible men"
It'll all end in tears though most of them can't take a joke mate. Good one Chappaz not very funny though.
If someone finds the thread funny and enjoys posting the reply I'm not sure if it can be considered a 'bite' my friend. If it is the case, then I'll happily bite all day long.
No mirth mate, but all are welcome, never had an axe to grind with you, your post I do read. as I said no mirth, make em funny ish.
Alan Shearer at The SportsDirect Arena on the pitch at half time for a charity maths test. The compere says "okay Alan for £50 what does 2+2 =?" Shearer thinks for a while then says "4". Correct says the compere the geordie faithful to a man/woman applaud do you want to double your money says the compere? Yes says Shearer, okay Alan what does 5+5=? Shearer thinks for a while and says 9? the geordie faithful moan and groan give him another go they all say. Shearer then says 10 the geordies stand and applaud. Correct, do you want to try for double again? Yes says Shearer. Okay the questions get a bit harder now what does 40+50=? Shearer thinks and says 75? no says the compere the geordies rise and shout give him another go. Shearer thinks then says 80? again the faithful stand and shout give him another go. Shearer thinks for a minute then says ah yes it's 90, silence from the crowd then they rise again as one and shout give him another go.
Q. What did the Geordie say to the Mackem. A. THANK **** neither of us support's Stoke. SORRY but it's the only board where anyone else is having a laugh.
