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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Beefforhire-NCFC, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    Oh okay, we really should get onto the football league about making those trophies "Real"

    Is that why Real Madrid have got the "Real" because they've won a lot of trophies deemed to be "Real" by the "Ipswich Society for the Clasification of Real Trophies"
     
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  2. wellyblue

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    Mate, Lawrenson nailed it..."Just Say No"


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  3. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    You've made a wise choice, welcome to team Holt
     
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  4. Carra_Rud

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    I'm afraid that until you win one of those "tinpot little things", you'll be staying in the league that you clearly love for a long, long time.

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  5. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    That's the first time I have heard Lawrenson make perfect sense!
     
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  6. Cruyff's Turn

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    On a different point maybe not choosing him is doing him a favour.Let's be honest we all know what is going to happen. We are going to come up against some footballing giant like Ukraine or Ireland and get knocked out in a flurry of bitter recrimination.It will all be the fault of the Ref/Linesman/Man who delivered sour milk to the team hotel.
     
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  7. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    Seeing as you like Laughing so much, heres a new profile picture for you of your new bezzie maate!

    To me

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  8. Northamptonncfc

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    <laugh>

    Let's not forget they have some world beaters in Jason 'Weight Watchers' Scotland and Mikey 'Gamblers Anonymous' Chopra.
     
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    Leon on the out yet??

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  10. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Beefy you made a statement about Holt being Stronger, Faster and better than any striker that Ipswich have ever had! I'm still waiting for the evidence to back this up! Could it be all the goals he has scored in Europe or for England perhaps?
     
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    Jimmy 'I couldn't drink another thing, oh alright one more jagerbomb' Bullard, Arran 'drop a lot' Lee-Barrett, Lee 'criminal' Bowyer, Luke 'why can't I get a game' Hyam and Nathan 'who?' Ellington, are other notable star players.

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  12. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    I could probably provide you with the ammount of goals he's scored in the 21st century, is that adequate?

    Face it, all your legends worked part-time in a fish and chip shop during the week and played on the weekend for 4 shillings

    If your getting payed in shillings IT DOESN'T COUNT!
     
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    Town fan tears are so tasty right now.

    That hat trick apparently did some serious damage to Ip5w1ch.

    13 goals for a lesser prem team is incredible. If he had the world class service Rooney and Van Persie get just imagine how many more goals he would score!!
     
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  14. johnnywarksmoustache

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    I thought not! <ok>
     
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    You mean Rocky...!
     
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    Should be soon to my knowledge. Is there still gangsters looking for Michael Chopra?
     
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    You OK down there, Beefy?
     
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    Think we paid them off!

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    <laugh>

    I'm surprised they haven't mentioned Connor 'Pizza Face' Wickham yet.
     
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  20. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    How am I digging a hole? I stand by everything I've said.

    "If your legends got payed in Shillings it doesn't count" is the quote of the evening from me

    And the Ipswich legends got payed in Dubloons so I don't know how to even quantify it.
     
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