"conspiracy theory"

open post to all conspiracy theorists.....


Manchester United are responsible for the following


1. the death of christ.

2. cultivating the black death

3. aids

4. the holocaust

5. the sinking of the titanic .... united paid for the ice cap top melt slightlly and drft so many miles south!

4. the assassination of kennedy .......... other murdered kennedys? U.S. presidents are available!

5. every tsunami sice the big bang!

6. reality t.v.

7. the russians being the first into space.

8. the introduction of grey squirrels to the uk.

9. boy bands and other ****e music saturating the global market.

10. the recession.

11. why the uk has an absolute monkey in downing st.

12. changing marathon bars to snickers.!



if anyone out there real;ly thinks that united cheat, bribe, own theit way to each and every PL game then you're as daft as the list above.







btw all enjoy united's decline

 

No, they're just responsible for cheating in football and intimidating the officials.

 

Is that the best you can come up with? Try harder. Hahaha

 

He didn't have to we've just seen 90mins of evidence. Pathetic. The Utd fans I watched with were actually embarrassed rather than gloating

 

Fantastic. The More bitter the ABUs feel the better it feels for us

 

World War 2

 

It's less of a conspiracy than the ABU bullshit Man U fans come up with

Poor Man U, everyone's against them

 

Try harder. The more ABUs come and whine the better it feels !!

 

Still not good enough. Must try harder. Hahaha

 

Why would we be embarrassed. Ranger74 you are officially a ****tard.

we dominated, before and after the sending off.

Our second goal was a perfectly good goal.

The linesman made a mistake, end of.

 

What am I trying, Christiansmith?

 

very manure ... i mean mature!

apart from indirectly giving united the first goal what exactly did you offer this afternoon's game.


now I have no beef with QPR .. but sour grapes don't sit well dude, enjoy the rest of your season I sure united will " conspire" to enjoy theirs!

 

that's deftly written, did your boyfriend help with the spelling?


now if you're quick the keeper will be along with some more bananas

 

This, is why so many people hate Man U fans

 

we are also responsible for Ballotelli getting away with that....

oh wait......that doesnt make sense......


conspiracy overload

 

It's not just Man U, all big clubs get the decision, the FA don't give a **** about anyone not in the top 8 or so, and they just completely ignore the championship and below

 

bad aids

 

Bolton are a top 8 side?

 

what?

that you're only contribution to the game was the referee's mistake?

says alot about you, your club, and the rest of the prem then does ot not?

 

You can ride me anytime champ