man city to raid safc?

mega rich man city are this morning rumoured to be lining up a mega deal that will take mr dumphole the head toilet cleaner at safc, of to the com stadium.
mr dumphole arrived at safc as part of the gyan deal, and is thought of highly by the top brass at the club.
it is believed that after the mag match in jan, fat mike is alledged to have given snq and ellis short a pie to eat between them, and this caused the pair to become unwell and severly pebble-dashed two toilets, but mr dumphole was on hand and is said to have made a world class job of cleaning the cubicles.
news of this seeped down to the arab owners in manchester who dispatched david platt of to the sol to check it out and have a sniff around.
when quizzed about this bruce stated that the whole things stinks but admits it will come down to money. mr dumphole is on 6.20 an hour and if the city can beat that then he may well slide off sniffled bruce.
but city are apparently lining up a 10million pound compensation deal and are to offer dumphole 50k a week.
mancini has welcomed the deal, saying that if his arab boss has had a good dump his job is much safer, and admitted his whole squad needs a good clearing out but no one is quite sure what he meant by that statement

 

I blame all that cheap booze in Thailand, and the sun

 

Now that's what I call a **** thread...

 

Think I've cracked a rib with the side splitting banter

 

dont worry mate its only aimed at man city cos thats our next match, nowt against them. usually aimed at the mags but there we have two problems.
1, they could't even afford our bog cleaner, ashley wont even part with wind.
2. it'd be impossible to clean up all the **** at that club

 

How do you expect anyone to read that wall of text?

 

not gonna bicker about spelling or puncturation or owt like that, cos the same thing was more than covered yesterday, it was done as a joke a bit of banter that means nowt, ive got nothing against city.
so read it if you want mate i dont care, and if its not written properly? well i dont care, it was done as nothing more than light hearted humour.

 

What **** would that be ?

 

Why do you insist on trolling this board?

Must have a very sad life.

 

This post is pointless,aimless,absurd,senseless,futile,usless inane,irrelevant,silly,meaningless,stupid and of no use at all.Best not read it you Troll.

 

I normally start at the top left hand corner......... work my way across the line to the far right............I then drop down to the next line, starting from the left and again working my way to the right............ I repeat this until I get to the bottom right hand corner............

Try it, I guess like the rest of us you will piss yourself laughing